VP Debate Drinking Game

I was lurking in some left-wing blog comment boards yesterday (don’t ask) and i came across this wonderful little Vice Presidential Debate Drinking game:

Every time Palin displays how hopelessly out of touch she is, drink a white Russian.

Everytime Palin says Maverick, Small-Town Values or Reformer, take a chug of Moosehead.

Everytime she says the name of the moderator (Gwen), empty your glass.

If she utters a coherent sentence (i.e., contains a noun and a verb and a minimal logical connection), 
drink two chugs of Moosehead.

When she talks about her new friend Henry Kissinger, drink a Secret Cambodian Invasion.

When she explains how being the part-time mayor of a town of 7,000 people (even though she hired a full-time city  manager) counts as executive experience, drink a Dukes of Hazard with Snow.

Whenever Biden says something Obama wishes he didn’t, drink a Shut the Hell Up.

If you feel about to crawl up into a fetal position under the bar, in fear of a President Palin, finish a bottle of Yukon Jack.

Now this is all fine and dandy, but when I play drinking games, I actually like to drink instead of spending all my time figuring out how to make whatever the hell a “Secret Cambodian Invasion” is, or going to the store to buy a bottle of Yukon Jack.  That particular “whiskey” by the way isnt allowed at my house anymore after an “incedent” in late 2004…  Anywho, 40cozy.com proposes the following drinking game.  It works with any damn drink you have in your hand and should get you pretty fucked up by the end of the night.  If you’re playing with shots be careful and please drink responsibly.  Suicide by drink is only acceptable on the night of November 4′th.

The 40cozy VP Debate Drinking game:

For everyone:

Every time any candidate uses the phrase “_____ to nowhere” DRINK!

Every time Joe Biden says “Ladies and Gentlemen” DRINK!

If Sarah Palin says “Maverick” DRINK!

When the moderator tells Joe Biden his time is running out DRINK!

If Sarah Palin uses the words “Joe Sixpack” FINISH YOUR GLASS!

Every time Joe Biden says he’s from Scranton Pennsylvania DRINK!

For the Republicans:

Drink every time Sarah Palin makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside because somebody so close to your own intellect, and kinda hot to boot, has the chance to be in the second most powerful position in the world.

For the Democrats:

Drink every time a spasm of fear runs up your spine because this completely unqualified, condescending opportunist could be one 72 year-old heartbeat away from being the leader of the free world.

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