Introducing: The Black Out Cozy

black-out-cozy

Our dedicated designers have spent long hours in the R&D process of our baddest cozy yet, the Black Out Cozy. The brainchild of Los-Nasty – the Godfather of the 40Cozy- this dark horse is destined to incite some legendary nights you’ll hear tale of only from third-party sources…because no first-hand witnesses will be able to present proof other than bruises, Sharpie murals on their person, and the few fuzzy photos recovered from a memory card they found in the rubble that was once their digital camera.

The Black Out Cozy features a detachable sheath for a lighter and an elastic holder for your cigar/cigarette, whether it’s store-bought or hand-rolled. Designed to keep track of your two quintessential party favors, the Black Out Cozy is necessary for hardcore individuals looking to do the damn thing.

black-out-koozie

A limited run of 30 these bad boys are on sale now in our online store. Pick up a Black Out Cozy and go get rowdy.

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2 Responses to “Introducing: The Black Out Cozy”

  1. Pollywogs! » Blog Archive » Oh so slothful… Says:

    [...] I wouldn’t mind a little black-out now and again… [...]

  2. Vanilla Gorilla Says:

    This is on of the best inventions i have seen in a long time.

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