401-Keg

I got the following in an email from my mom:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.                         
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.                             
                                           
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.                                     
                                           
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum  recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00  cash.             
                                           
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.                            
It’s called the 401-Keg                         
                                           
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.                             
                                           
Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.  That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Thanks Mom!

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