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		<title>Bacon Flavored Vodka!  The perfect cure for swine flu.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well 40cozy has officially found its new hard Liquor of choice: Bacon flavored vodka.  I also can&#8217;t help but think this would be the perfect cure for a case of swine flu. And yes, this is real, as far as i can tell anyway&#8230;  you never really know with the internets.
The vodka is made in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-full wp-image-1005 alignleft" title="bacon-flavored-vodka" src="http://www.40cozy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bacon-flavored-vodka.jpg" alt="bacon-flavored-vodka" width="191" height="323" />Well 40cozy has officially found its new hard Liquor of choice: Bacon flavored vodka.  I also can&#8217;t help but think this would be the perfect cure for a case of swine flu. And yes, this is real, as far as i can tell anyway&#8230;  you never really know with the internets.</p>
<p>The vodka is made in Seattle, Washington and they seem to take their choice in flavor very seriously:</p>
<blockquote><p>At Black Rock Spirits, we wanted to take this classic icon and bring it to the beverage world. To match an infusion, we tested recipies for over two years, finally landing at the one true &#8220;Bakon Vodka&#8221;. And now, you too can enjoy this seductive indulgence.</p></blockquote>
<p>They also have a few different drink recopies on their site.  The &#8220;bakon mary&#8221;</p>
<p>looks pretty promising, but i would only drink that if it had a real stick of bacon sticking out of the glass replacing the normal celery stalk.  Bloody Marys always did seem kinda like a vegetarians drink to me.  Not any more.</p>
<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1006" title="bakon-mary" src="http://www.40cozy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bakon-mary.jpg" alt="bakon-mary" width="286" height="249" /></p>
<p>Unfortunately &#8220;bakon&#8221; only distributed in four states in the northwestern U.S.  Damn those bacon embargoes! You can sign up on the website to have them tell you when its coming to a place near you.  I for one cant wait!</p>
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		<title>15 Strange New Uses For Vodka</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least three of these useful remedies are for problems caused by vodka in the first place. Vodka is the kind of friend that&#8217;ll punch you in the face, then help you find your recently-lost front tooth in that dimly lit alley next to Maloney&#8217;s.  Dick. Or what about the time he broke into your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At least three of these useful remedies are for problems caused by vodka in the first place. Vodka is the kind of friend that&#8217;ll punch you in the face, then help you find your recently-lost front tooth in that dimly lit alley next to Maloney&#8217;s.  Dick. Or what about the time he broke into your house to have his way with some floozy he met at the bar, in your bed no less?! &#8230; but he was <em>so</em> kind to clean your sheets the next morning and buy you a breakfast burrito. Screw vodka.</p>
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<li>To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The<br />
solvent dissolves adhesive.</li>
<li> To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray<br />
bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.<br />
The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.</li>
<li>To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean<br />
cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and<br />
kills germs.</li>
<li>Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your<br />
safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.  The vodka disinfects<br />
the blade and prevents rusting.</li>
<li>Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.</li>
<li>Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to<br />
cleanse the skin and tighten pores.</li>
<li>Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol<br />
cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of<br />
healthy hair.</li>
<li>Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to<br />
kill them.</li>
<li>Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag<br />
and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black<br />
eyes.</li>
<li>Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers,<br />
fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three<br />
days.  Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to<br />
aches and pains.</li>
<li>To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back<br />
as a liniment.</li>
<li>To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.</li>
<li>Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.</li>
<li>Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol<br />
oil from your skin.</li>
<li>Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb<br />
some of the alcohol to numb the pain.</li>
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<p>Russians probably have a lot more uses. For example this video shows how Russian ninjas use vodka to increase their strength and reaction time.<br />
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