Are you a drunk lazy nerd/man-child? Then this is the perfect gift for you! Check it:

Yeah, it’s everything you ever wanted. An R2D2 filled with beer! With a 30 ft range, you can deliver beers to your lounging homies by barely lifting a finger. This beaut eliminates those awkward minutes of empty beer holding when nobody wants to get up for a fresh beverage because they know they’ll have to get one for everybody.

It compacts for storage, can be carried with a strap, holds up to 12 beer bottles…if this thing could make nachos I’d be in love.

Pick it up for $69.99. Impress your geeky friends, or replace your subservient girl/boy friend.