Winner: Colt45

Score:

Colt45: 5

St. Ides Original: 0

This was not a fair fight. Colt 45 crushed St. Ides. If we were ranking these on krunk power, then St. Ides would win hands down. But the fact is it tastes like filthy swamp water syrup, at least after tasting other, less intense malt liquors. When you’ve only got $2 and change, it’s fine, but St. Ides had nothing on the Colt. The judges unanimously picked the Colt 45 as the winner.

Winner: Mickeys

Score:

Mickeys: 3

Country Club: 2

Details: This match was very close, it was a dead heat. Mickey’s barely pulled ahead at the end. We equated this to a game between #8 and #9 ranked teams, two teams closely paired and ready to battle. Mickey’s reigns supreme.