Nothing is worse than going through all the work to throw a great party, to have some jackass screw things up. You bought the kegs, party cups, cleaned up the house, called your 100 “closest friends” – hell, you even made appetizers!

Right as the party is bumping, you hear some uproar outside from your disgruntled party-goers, only to find some asshole thief has jacked your keg tap!

The brilliant folks at KeepaTap.com have created a surefire way to keep your tap secure and the keg flowing. For only $9.99, the KeepaTap Keg Tap Lock comes with 125% money-back guarantee.

Made from high density polypropylene, the same material as bowling balls, you can kick back and relax at your houseparty knowing that tap’s going nowhere.

Now, you only have to worry about noise complaints, broken furniture, the rest of your valuables, fights, wasted guests, and people hooking up in your bed.

….oh, and people stealing the entire keg – which I have been witness to in the past, though you gotta hand it to them if they can pull that off.

So go buy a KeepaTap keg tap lock and ensure your next party is a success to the last drop. And make sure to put one of the keys in a safe place, so your blacked out self doesn’t ruin things!