I was just emailed a link to GhettoBaskets.com, a site that sells gift baskets filled with the cheapest ghetto staples and ‘what falls off of trucks around the neighborhood.’

A basket might include some of the following ghetto goods: purple drink, beef jerky, pork rinds, religious candle, pregnancy test, doo rag, plastic commemorative plate.

We at 40cozy thought this idea up a while back, but I’m happy to see someone else is actually doing it. And they’re doing it well. The site is bad ass and the baskets are perfect. With one exception. We think they should have a 40cozy in there, because a Ghetto Basket can’t really be complete without some malt liquor.

When is a good occasion to send a Ghetto Basket you ask? According to their site:

You just found out the baby isn’t yours
A loved one was recently released from prison
The tornado didn’t blow your trailer away
Mom found her tooth
You just got your GED
Arbor Day

Go check out their site, and send one of these to your hoodrat/thug friends.

(Note to Ghetto Baskets homies – you should think about adding some of the following: Mexican candy, Hot Cheetos, fake tattoos, bandana, tall socks, menthol cigarettes (or flavored cigarillos), rolling papers, Lil Homies figurines, wife beater, Planned Parenthood condoms. You could have a guy basket and girl basket also, the ladies’ basket having lip liner, etc. Just some ideas. Those are all staple items in our local liquor stores.)