Snoop Dogg and Kirby collabo music video, Drop It Like It’s Hot. I think Snoop found himself partyin’ in video game land after one too many blizzunts.

The vodka is made in Seattle, Washington and they seem to take their choice in flavor very seriously:

At Black Rock Spirits, we wanted to take this classic icon and bring it to the beverage world. To match an infusion, we tested recipies for over two years, finally landing at the one true “Bakon Vodka”. And now, you too can enjoy this seductive indulgence.

They also have a few different drink recopies on their site.  The “bakon mary”

looks pretty promising, but i would only drink that if it had a real stick of bacon sticking out of the glass replacing the normal celery stalk.  Bloody Marys always did seem kinda like a vegetarians drink to me.  Not any more.

Unfortunately “bakon” only distributed in four states in the northwestern U.S.  Damn those bacon embargoes! You can sign up on the website to have them tell you when its coming to a place near you.  I for one cant wait!

Hey mofos, hope your day goes as swimmingly as ours. Get out there and have some beers, make some friends, and celebrate this fine day with 200 of your closest friends at the nearest Irish pub. It doesn’t matter if you’re Irish (we aren’t) you just have to capture the spirit of the Irish: getting completely wasted, chasing red headed lassies, perhaps a little fisticuffs, and eat some disgusting food. Here’s a few links to funny St. Patty’s and Irish-related stuff to waste your day before you waste your night away:

St. Patty’s Drinking Video Montage (via TastyBooze)

Recipe Guide for St. Patrick’s Day Drinks (via Gunaxin)

St. Patrick’s pasties (NOT Safe For Work!)

If St. Patty’s day had greeting cards (via Cracked)

Sexy girls of St. Patrick’s day (via Gunaxin)

Ten best St. Patrick’s day celebrations in U.S.

And go pick up a beer koozie and slide it on your Mickey’s for this St. Paddy’s Day!

Go to this last.fm station for some lively Irish music to get your party in the right mood.

How to Celebrate St. Paddy’s Like an Irishman:

How to dance like an Irishman:

Now go drink some green beer, you know we will!

(source forwardOn)

NOTE: There’s more than one reason I minored in Studio Arts.

One of the comments on the site was “What was the sample size? Where are the error bars?! Sheesh – a survey as important as this one deserves a bit more rigour!”

These types of statements, while valid, are correlated to the large bars for the math and science. Stop worrying about statistical validity and go get laid!

If you have a copy of the New York Times, choices include:

Olympic Torchbearer
Step 1. Light newspaper on fire.
Step 2. Run.
Step 3. Find dude in MICHAEL PHELPS costume.
Step 4. Hand off torch.

If you have Ray-Ban Wayfarers, you can dress up as:

Bernie Lomax from WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S
Step 1. Don shades.
Step 2. Prop yourself up against a wall.
Step 3. Fall over periodically.

Go read the rest.

This is all very real, so Hollywood says, “Do NOT try this at home.” So if you have a $1,585 IBA, don’t do this. There’s some language so watch it on silent if you’re at work.

This guy is ridiculous. Somewhere during this newscast a mother was saying: “Kids, this is why your Uncle Jimmy still lives with Nana.”