On Comedy Central’s new show Tosh.0, Pornstar Bree Olson bares it all for an intense beer pong game against Dave Atell, one of my favorite comedians. Bree Olson implements some special talents she must have picked up in Thailand and shows Dave some moves that are illegal in most states.

Well 40cozy has officially found its new hard Liquor of choice: Bacon flavored vodka.  I also can’t help but think this would be the perfect cure for a case of swine flu. And yes, this is real, as far as i can tell anyway…  you never really know with the internets.

The vodka is made in Seattle, Washington and they seem to take their choice in flavor very seriously:

At Black Rock Spirits, we wanted to take this classic icon and bring it to the beverage world. To match an infusion, we tested recipies for over two years, finally landing at the one true “Bakon Vodka”. And now, you too can enjoy this seductive indulgence.

They also have a few different drink recopies on their site.  The “bakon mary”

looks pretty promising, but i would only drink that if it had a real stick of bacon sticking out of the glass replacing the normal celery stalk.  Bloody Marys always did seem kinda like a vegetarians drink to me.  Not any more.

Unfortunately “bakon” only distributed in four states in the northwestern U.S.  Damn those bacon embargoes! You can sign up on the website to have them tell you when its coming to a place near you.  I for one cant wait!

Hey mofos, hope your day goes as swimmingly as ours. Get out there and have some beers, make some friends, and celebrate this fine day with 200 of your closest friends at the nearest Irish pub. It doesn’t matter if you’re Irish (we aren’t) you just have to capture the spirit of the Irish: getting competely wasted, chasing red headed lassies, perhaps a little fisticuffs, and eat some disgusting food. Here’s a few links to funny St. Patty’s and Irish-related stuff to waste your day before you waste your night away:

St. Patty’s Drinking Video Montage (via TastyBooze)

St. Patrick’s pasties (NOT Safe For Work!)

If St. Patty’s day had greeting cards (via Cracked)

Sexy girls of St. Patrick’s day (via Gunaxin)

Ten best St. Patrick’s day celebration in US

I found this on Digg, very interesting. It discusses the percent of college students at Wellesley College that are virgins, separated by their major. I don’t know much about Wellesley other than it’s in Massachusetts. I’m surprised by a few of these (neuroscience, undeclared, economics, poly sci):

(source forwardOn)

NOTE: There’s more than one reason I minored in Studio Arts.

One of the comments on the site was “What was the sample size? Where are the error bars?! Sheesh – a survey as important as this one deserves a bit more rigour!”

These types of statements, while valid, are correlated to the large bars for the math and science. Stop worrying about statistical validity and go get laid!

Flavorpill is introducing Flavorwire, their brand new daily blog bringing you news and commentary from the front lines of emerging culture. One of their first installments, “Zero-Effort Halloween Costumes For Hungover Procrastinators,” has me convinced this’ll be a pretty damn solid site. Here are a few of my favorites costumes they propose:

If you have a copy of the New York Times, choices include:

Olympic Torchbearer
Step 1. Light newspaper on fire.
Step 2. Run.
Step 3. Find dude in MICHAEL PHELPS costume.
Step 4. Hand off torch.

If you have Ray-Ban Wayfarers, you can dress up as:

Bernie Lomax from WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S
Step 1. Don shades.
Step 2. Prop yourself up against a wall.
Step 3. Fall over periodically.

Go read the rest.

My homie Hollywood is over in Iraq, and his boys and him have been doing some testing of their IBA’s (Interceptor Body Armor). It’s a funny video, but I’m really happy those boys have these and the gov’t finally manned up and got these guys some better protection.

This is all very real, so Hollywood says, “Do NOT try this at home.” So if you have a $1,585 IBA, don’t do this. There’s some language so watch it on silent if you’re at work.

If the movie is as good as this music video, then Step Brothers is a must see. Will Ferrell and John C. Riley rappin’ and reppin’ hard.

Yep, the title pretty much says it all. Some dude in Fresno just lays a sack of wacky tobaccy on the poker table all nonchalantly, you should check it out:

This guy is ridiculous. Somewhere during this newscast a mother was saying: “Kids, this is why your Uncle Jimmy still lives with Nana.”

EDIT: Apparently the quiz was taken down, and replaced with a crappy spam site. Sorry guys, but you can go check out Erowid to read all about the world’s psychoactive substances. They have reviews, scientific documents, historical info, and anything else you might want to know.

~Original post, before I found out the quiz site had been taken down:

Now we here at 40cozy don’t recommend the use of drugs…or, wait, do we? I don’t know, I’ll have to look it up in the company handbook. Well if you’re bored this afternoon and curious what brain candy you should buy from the guy in apartment 46B, then take the quiz.

They test on a variety of factors such as your preferred mood, length of experience, your desired effects and undesired maleffects. If you want to believe you’re in a shape-shifting lizard king in a world made of jelly bean tetris blocks, then check this box. If you don’t want to believe that a million tiny Barbara Streisand-headed spiders are eating your flesh, then check this box.

Afraid of lasting brain or organ damage? You can indicate that on the test, eliminating most of the fun ones from your list. What did I want? To be a shape shifting Streisand-headed lizard king eating the jelly bean flesh of a million tetris blocks. The usual.

You guys need to cut out a few minutes from your day and check these out. They’re funny video shorts of very drunk people telling stories of America’s great history. The stories are then acted out by the likes of funny cats like Michael Cera and Jack Black.

Here’s volume one, featuring Michael Cera.

Volume 2, featuring Jack Black as Benjamin Franklin

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