This guy might be the drunkest I’ve ever seen a person who can still walk. Well, “still walk” is way too kind. He’s stammering, fall down drunk, wasted as all hell crawling on the ground drunk. I mean, it’s 10:47AM on a Tuesday, can’t a guy just buy a sixer? This video was caught on a liquor store’s security camera last week. Too funny. Check it out.

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Hey mofos, hope your day goes as swimmingly as ours. Get out there and have some beers, make some friends, and celebrate this fine day with 200 of your closest friends at the nearest Irish pub. It doesn’t matter if you’re Irish (we aren’t) you just have to capture the spirit of the Irish: getting completely wasted, chasing red headed lassies, perhaps a little fisticuffs, and eat some disgusting food. Here’s a few links to funny St. Patty’s and Irish-related stuff to waste your day before you waste your night away:

St. Patty’s Drinking Video Montage (via TastyBooze)

Recipe Guide for St. Patrick’s Day Drinks (via Gunaxin)

St. Patrick’s pasties (NOT Safe For Work!)

If St. Patty’s day had greeting cards (via Cracked)

Sexy girls of St. Patrick’s day (via Gunaxin)

Ten best St. Patrick’s day celebrations in U.S.

And go pick up a beer koozie and slide it on your Mickey’s for this St. Paddy’s Day!

Go to this last.fm station for some lively Irish music to get your party in the right mood.

How to Celebrate St. Paddy’s Like an Irishman:

How to dance like an Irishman:

Now go drink some green beer, you know we will!