Flavorpill is introducing Flavorwire, their brand new daily blog bringing you news and commentary from the front lines of emerging culture. One of their first installments, “Zero-Effort Halloween Costumes For Hungover Procrastinators,” has me convinced this’ll be a pretty damn solid site. Here are a few of my favorites costumes they propose:

If you have a copy of the New York Times, choices include:

Olympic Torchbearer
Step 1. Light newspaper on fire.
Step 2. Run.
Step 3. Find dude in MICHAEL PHELPS costume.
Step 4. Hand off torch.

If you have Ray-Ban Wayfarers, you can dress up as:

Bernie Lomax from WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S
Step 1. Don shades.
Step 2. Prop yourself up against a wall.
Step 3. Fall over periodically.

Go read the rest.