Our latest iPhone beer app: BeerButton

Stop rambling the streets after the bars are closed, desperately searching for your next source of cold beer. Locate the nearest liquor store in seconds by pressing the BeerButton on your iPhone.

Since you probably couldn’t understand written instructions anyway, the app pulls up Google Maps and shows you exactly where your drunk ass needs to go if you want to buy that very necessary 32oz of King Cobra, two beef sticks, jumbo bag of Hot Cheetos, and a skull cap covered in skulls with spider legs*.

The best thing about the BeerButton app is that it’s FREE.

We’ve impressed many a drunk friend with this app- it’s like a compass to the promised land, and your Moses. Follow this link to download it from the iTunes store.

*Yes, I bought all that crap at 2:30am last Friday. What’s more bad ass then skull spiders? Right? No? Okay, yeah you’re right. Our next creation should be a way to disable all credit and debit card transactions after 2am.

Go check out our other beer iPhone apps.