Hold your breath:

hehe.

I need to buy one of these:

The only thing missing on this robot is a disco ball.

Campussqueeze.com has a great post about 12 Beers You Should Only Drink In College.  They cover some of the greats such as Natural Ice, Schmidts, and, one of our favorites, the blue-ribbon-awarded Pabst.  We’re a little sorry they didn’t include any of our favorite malt-liquors.  Of course you should be drinking malt liquor well after/before college so Olde English doesn’t really belong on this list.

So i was bored on the internet as usual and thought it was a good idea to type “beer dog” into google.  Look what i found:

Thats right ladies and gentlemen.  Beer for dogs.

This man is a bad ass! At 57 years old, I hope I’ll be able to party half as hard as this guy.

Whether it’s 2:30 on a Friday afternoon and you can’t wait to hit the town, or its 9am on a Tuesday and your bloody marry is wearing off- everyone has the occassional urge for a beer. Well, one man’s insatiable thirst for a frosty brew inspired some noteworthy ingenuity. Take a look at the first photo- see anything out of place?

No, you don’t. Just a few boring boxes of paper, right?

Pure genius. With a few modifications, you too can have your very own hidden beer fridge at the office! This man deserves a pat on the back, a cold beer, or perhaps a trip to AA. Thanks to Dethroner for the photos.

While it’s premature to start hyping up our 3rd Annual Olde E Ski Trip, I can’t help but go back on the photos/video of the past two years. The premise is simple: a dozen guys head up to a cabin with little more than our boards/skis, some bread and pb, various munchies, and 7-8 cases of Olde English malt liquor. The last two years have started out fairly smoothly- you know, building igloos, setting up mini board park courses, and the like. Inevitably, each day spirals into a drunken destruction match of a night.
Some of the highlights include:

• Towing guys on skis behind a truck down the snowy road at 30 mph to hit an 8 ft jump we masterfully crafted.
• Someone stealing a car and driving it into a snowbank 20 yards down the road (which nobody claimed to know anything about, of course)

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According to the Guiness Book of World Records, Steven Petrosino is the Beer Chugging World Champion. On June 22, 1977 he drank 1 liter of beer in 1.3 seconds at the Gingerbreadman in Carlise, PA.

Check him out 26 years later, showing how he can still throw’em back: