Are you a drunk lazy nerd/man-child? Then this is the perfect gift for you! Check it:

Yeah, it’s everything you ever wanted. An R2D2 filled with beer! With a 30 ft range, you can deliver beers to your lounging homies by barely lifting a finger. This beaut eliminates those awkward minutes of empty beer holding when nobody wants to get up for a fresh beverage because they know they’ll have to get one for everybody.

It compacts for storage, can be carried with a strap, holds up to 12 beer bottles…if this thing could make nachos I’d be in love.

Pick it up for $69.99. Impress your geeky friends, or replace your subservient girl/boy friend.

Behold the 5-for-1 beer glass, that holds 5 beers at once. Fill your glass five times less often. Perfect for shaming your friends who think they can chug mass amounts of beer. Behold it in all it’s beauty:

Now I know you’re thinking, “How would a wine glass interest me, Joe Six-Pack?” Well shut up and think about this: there will be a time your uncultured ass will need to drink something other than Milwaukee’s Best. Especially around the holidays, with company parties and family gatherings every other day. I’m not sure how this wine glass is going to make you seem any more classy, however you will be able to honestly tell the missus that you only had two glasses at the party.

No longer feel guilty about your single glass before bed with the 750mL. Fill that glass up with a bottle of Night Train and relish in your newly found sophistication. For sale at Vat19.com for $11.95.