bier stick, a drinker's new best friend

Behold, the newest method to consume large amounts of beer in as little time as possible. We found this over at LiquorSnob.com, and we were sold immediately. From the picture above, you might be thinking: “Dude, I heard Motley Crue injected beer into their forearm and shit, but I don’t think it’s my thing, man.” Chill out, hombre. The next image explains the perfect form in a superior fashion than I can with mere words. Behold:

Here are the written instructions from their website, it’s just three simple steps:

Step 1: Buy the Bierstick

Step 2: …….

Step 3: Busty brunettes in their underwear and beer!!

According to the Guiness Book of World Records, Steven Petrosino is the Beer Chugging World Champion. On June 22, 1977 he drank 1 liter of beer in 1.3 seconds at the Gingerbreadman in Carlise, PA.

Check him out 26 years later, showing how he can still throw’em back: