http://www.40cozy.com Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:36:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Hold your breath:   hehe. http://www.40cozy.com/2008/07/03/kid-cuts-off-toes-while-trying-to-open-a-beer-with-a-chainsaw/ Go on over and check out the 25 clever pick up lines at Sloshspot. I've implemented the polar bear one, gotta have a sense of humor for that one though. You'll be thanking them if one of these lines hits big... or cursing them after a drink is poured in ... http://www.40cozy.com/2008/07/03/25-grea-bar-pick-up-lines/ This is a pretty damn funny rap, she brings it hard and heavy. Who knew she was such a bad ass? Keep it gangsta N.P. http://www.40cozy.com/2008/07/02/natalie-portman-raps-on-snl/ I need to buy one of these: The only thing missing on this robot is a disco ball. http://www.40cozy.com/2008/07/02/the-beer-opening-robot/ Holy poop.  Fred Durst has turned into the weird old guy you avoid at the bar.  Check out this interview he did on the Tom Green show recently.  Watch for the belch at about 4:30 in. A Lot of people are saying this is a joke, but to tell you the ... http://www.40cozy.com/2008/07/02/is-this-really-fred-durst/ Sunday morning, after we'd all emerged half-alive from our various resting places (John, under the coffee table? Seriously?), we congregated in the garage…I mean office. That’s where the beer fridge is, making it the obvious meeting place. All in pretty bad shape from a solid 2-day bender, we started chatting about different hangover ... http://www.40cozy.com/2008/07/01/8-bizarre-hangover-cures-from-around-the-world/ Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you the "Mug Shot Drinking Game."  This makes for a great party game and always ends in a few hurt feelings, but then thats the point of a party drinking game right? How it works: 1. Get 4-7 people gathered around a computer ... http://www.40cozy.com/2008/06/27/bryan-drinks/ Listen to this audio of one of the finest voicemails ever left: www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/dimitri.mp3 My favorite line:  "As a matter of fact, I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him" http://www.40cozy.com/2008/06/27/im-great-in-bed-i-make-great-money-believe-it-or-not-im-a-complete-catch/ Looks like John McCain, tastes like the same piss we've been drinking the last 8 years! http://www.40cozy.com/2008/06/24/bush-light/ Campussqueeze.com has a great post about 12 Beers You Should Only Drink In College.  They cover some of the greats such as Natural Ice, Schmidts, and, one of our favorites, the blue-ribbon-awarded Pabst.  We're a little sorry they didn't include any of our favorite malt-liquors.  Of course you should be drinking malt ... http://www.40cozy.com/2008/06/18/12-beers-you-should-only-drink-in-college/