The Beginnings of a Great Local Band!

I was trolling craigslist in my usual monday-morning ritual and came across this little gem:

i am starting this band for the sole purpose of getting laid (UCSD)

The post goes on to say:

The purpose of this band is to cynically play whatever music is necessary to attract as many young women as possible for the purposes of having sexual relations with them. I am in my mid 20s and a veteran of several musical projects, which unfortunately have tended toward the sort of music that repels women (overly-experimental indie rock, pretentious electronic art music, and incredibly offensive death metal / grindcore). At this point i am going to play whatever insipid emo / rock /punk / pap whatever because I am in my mid 20s and want to do this band thing right for one last time and get all the hot rock chicks who always thought I was a little bit too autistic….

Read the whole post here.  I for one can’t wait to cruise down to ‘The House of Blues’ one day and see these guys in action.

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