Flavorwire’s Zero-Effort Halloween Costumes For Hungover Procrastinators

Flavorpill is introducing Flavorwire, their brand new daily blog bringing you news and commentary from the front lines of emerging culture. One of their first installments, “Zero-Effort Halloween Costumes For Hungover Procrastinators,” has me convinced this’ll be a pretty damn solid site. Here are a few of my favorites costumes they propose:

If you have a copy of the New York Times, choices include:

Olympic Torchbearer
Step 1. Light newspaper on fire.
Step 2. Run.
Step 3. Find dude in MICHAEL PHELPS costume.
Step 4. Hand off torch.

If you have Ray-Ban Wayfarers, you can dress up as:

Bernie Lomax from WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S
Step 1. Don shades.
Step 2. Prop yourself up against a wall.
Step 3. Fall over periodically.

Go read the rest.

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