Hold your breath:

hehe.

Go on over and check out the 25 clever pick up lines at Sloshspot. I’ve implemented the polar bear one, gotta have a sense of humor for that one though. You’ll be thanking them if one of these lines hits big… or cursing them after a drink is poured in your lap. Here’s one for the bold:

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.

The fine people at Sloshspot have created a website that can always answer the question “Where should I go out tonight?” When 4:30 starts rolling around, use that last half hour at the office to actually do something, like utilize their targeted search for nightlife and entertainment to figure out how you’ll regain some of the life that monotonous day at work sucked out of you.

This is a pretty damn funny rap, she brings it hard and heavy. Who knew she was such a bad ass? Keep it gangsta N.P.

I need to buy one of these:

The only thing missing on this robot is a disco ball.

Holy poop.  Fred Durst has turned into the weird old guy you avoid at the bar.  Check out this interview he did on the Tom Green show recently.  Watch for the belch at about 4:30 in.

A Lot of people are saying this is a joke, but to tell you the truth I wouldn’t really be surprised if this is how he turned out. ‘Rapist Glasses’ and all.

Sunday morning, after we’d all emerged half-alive from our various resting places (John, under the coffee table? Seriously?), we congregated in the garage…I mean office. That’s where the beer fridge is, making it the obvious meeting place. All in pretty bad shape from a solid 2-day bender, we started chatting about different hangover cures. The classics were presented, like mixing beer & clamato, bloody marry’s, etc. but we wanted to dig a little deeper.
We decided to start researching the strangest hangover cures, and where better to go fact-finding than the source of all truth, the Internet? Here are the strangest hangover cures we found:

#8. Lemon in the Armpits

Apparently some Puerto Ricans (and other citrusy fresh people) swear by this method. While I’ve read a few different opinions, the general belief is that you need to rub a slice of lemon in the armpit of your drinking arm before you start boozing. Out of lemons? Lime’s fine. I’m not so sure about this one, but either way you’ll be smelling fresh and fruity. Nothing attracts members of the opposite sex more than smelling like this fine lady:

#7. World’s Greatest Drunks

Now it’s clearly between the Russians and Irish for being the biggest drunks, so I’ll present a hangover cure from each.
The Russians claim all you have to do is drink the juice squeezed from a cucumber. I don’t know how you go about this, but Vodka literally means water in Russian, so who are we to second-guess them?
The Irish cure? Well they’re said “to bury the ailing person in moist river sand.” It’s not exactly clear if they keep the head above ground, or if this is simply the easiest way to get rid of the weakest drinkers.

#6. Sicilian Sausage

Now I’m pretty hesitant on this next one, but who am I to second guess the people who instituted organized crime? Apparently, Sicilians believe that all you have to do after a wild night of drinking is eat a dried bull’s penis. Yep, that’s it. Plain and simple.

#5. Jog ‘n’ Lick

Word on the street (according to BBC ) is that Native Americans would run around in the morning to get sweaty after a hard night on the village. Next step? Why the only logical thing: lick all that sweat up and spit it out, so you can get rid of all the ‘poison’ you’d just oozed out. Mmm, I can just taste the sticky malt liquor sweat right now!

#4. Kickin’ it old school

Now we all learned in school how much the Ancient Greeks & Romans knew how to party, what with the bath houses, orgies, and epic festivals. Well, after a wild night of debauchery Ancient Greeks were all about a nice breakfast of sheep lungs and two owl eggs.

The morning after, Romans would chow down on deep-fried canaries, which we can only assume were sold in big, family-size buckets.

#3. Voodoo

While most of these require mixing together ridiculous ingredients, this hangover remedy simply requires a complete lack of logic… or lots of magic (magic trumps logic every time). Haitian voodoo people are said to recommend sticking 13 black pins in the cork of the offending bottle. Try it out, let me know how it goes.

#2. Mongolian Mary

The hangover cure for heavy drinkers in outer Mongolia is “a pair of pickled sheep’s eyes in tomato juice.” Not too well-versed in the finer aspects of this region or it’s people, I did an image search for “Mongolian” and this photo showed up:

According to Google, this is how Mongolians dress, so I’m not too surprised by the eyeballs thing. Question: do they put them on a stirring stick like olives?

#1. “2 Cowboys 1 Cup”

What did those lonely cowboys of the Wild West concoct to cure hangovers? A fresh, hot cup of tea? Oh, that’s nice, sounds like a pleasant little remedy. Wait, they put what in it? Rabbit droppings? Yes, the best part of waking up was rabbit shit in their cup.

If you all have any more bizarre hangover remedies, definitely leave a comment. We’re always looking for ways to eat pickled sheep eyes without being ridiculed by peers. I think the next step is testing some of these out for ourselves.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you the “Mug Shot Drinking Game.”  This makes for a great party game and always ends in a few hurt feelings, but then thats the point of a party drinking game right?

How it works:

1. Get 4-7 people gathered around a computer so everyone can see the screen.

2. Make sure everyone has their favorite drink in their hands, preferably 40’s with cozies.

3. Load up this slideshow of 250 awesome mugshots.

4. Go through the list and for each image decide who in the group the character in the mugshot looks most like.  You can vote, shout out names, point… whatever works for your group.

5. Person most like mugshot has to drink.

6. The game ends when somebody starts crying.

Enjoy.

Listen to this audio of one of the finest voicemails ever left:

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/dimitri.mp3

My favorite line:  ”As a matter of fact, I’m one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him”

Looks like John McCain, tastes like the same piss we’ve been drinking the last 8 years!

Campussqueeze.com has a great post about 12 Beers You Should Only Drink In College.  They cover some of the greats such as Natural Ice, Schmidts, and, one of our favorites, the blue-ribbon-awarded Pabst.  We’re a little sorry they didn’t include any of our favorite malt-liquors.  Of course you should be drinking malt liquor well after/before college so Olde English doesn’t really belong on this list.