The Rambo Drinking Game

If your gonna drink, do it now. Cuz i know not one of us isn't wishing they were someplace else right now. Live for nothing, or drink for something, whats your call?

If your gonna drink, do it now. Cuz i know not one of us isn't wishing they were someplace else right now. Live for nothing, or drink for something, whats your call?

While I haven’t yet seen the newest installment in the Rambo movie series, I already know it’s going to rock. Critics only gave it 1 star, but how can a movie suck with the slogan “Heroes Never Die, They Just Reload”?

The genius Todd Levin created a drinking game that will help everyone forget the fact that there is absolutely no plot to this deathfest. Here are some of my favorite rules:

  • Someone mentions John Rambo’s green beret background: Nod serenly and knowingly drink and say, to no one in particular, “They brought this on themselves. They created John Rambo.”
  • We see a pair of empty boots still smoking as evidence of death by explosion: Fill your shoe with beer, drink

Check out the rest of the rules to the Rambo Drinking Game. This game requires a case of beer and 2-3 tequila bottles to complete and is only recommended for the most seasoned drinkers. That’s at least four 40’s. Please drink responsibly…or else John Rambo will stuff a live grenade in your mouth. No, not a Mickey’s grenade.

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