40 oz Beer Koozie with a Handle? Genius!

If you were thinking to yourself: “Now these 40 oz koozies look pretty awesome, but are they going to withstand the continual abuse that my wasted self commits upon all my possessions, relationships and surroundings?” Well, the answer is a resounding “hells yes.” While our livers and girlfriends aren’t thanking us, you’ll be happy we’ve done such rigorous first-hand testing when your 40cozy performs like a champ under any and all conditions.

What really sets the 40cozy apart from any other beer koozies is the handle. The 40cozy is going to save your drunk ass money in the long run and here’s why:

  1. You won’t be pouring out any warm beer since that malt liquor goodness will stay cold to the last drop.
  2. No more dropping or misplacing your 40 thanks to the handle keeping that bad boy in your grasp even when it probably shouldn’t be.
We added the handle for the last reason and have been very happy with it’s performance. The handle definitely had it’s shining moment at a day party a few weekends ago. Check out the photos and you’ll see what I mean:
good 40cozy handle use

funny

Yes, he really was passed out like that. No, I don’t know where to buy wool-lined denim vests. Sorry. Go buy yourself and a buddy a 40cozy 40oz beer koozie. Every koozie you buy, 30 percent of the proceeds go to the company beer fund.

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14 Responses to “40 oz Beer Koozie with a Handle? Genius!”

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    So this guy has lost his control after such a quantity of Beer. Why they drink if they cannot keep themselves sober?

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  9. Amsoil Says:

    I think they are great and should be built into the plastic

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    40 OZ of Malt Beer would make most people groggy to say the least. Reminds me of behaviors that I have mostly forgotten but had fun………..

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