If you were thinking to yourself: “Now these 40 oz koozies look pretty awesome, but are they going to withstand the continual abuse that my wasted self commits upon all my possessions, relationships and surroundings?” Well, the answer is a resounding “hells yes.” While our livers and girlfriends aren’t thanking us, you’ll be happy we’ve done such rigorous first-hand testing when your 40cozy performs like a champ under any and all conditions.
What really sets the 40cozy apart from any other beer koozies is the handle. The 40cozy is going to save your drunk ass money in the long run and here’s why:
- You won’t be pouring out any warm beer since that malt liquor goodness will stay cold to the last drop.
- No more dropping or misplacing your 40 thanks to the handle keeping that bad boy in your grasp even when it probably shouldn’t be.
Yes, he really was passed out like that. No, I don’t know where to buy wool-lined denim vests. Sorry. Go buy yourself and a buddy a 40cozy 40oz beer koozie. Every koozie you buy, 30 percent of the proceeds go to the company beer fund.