By the Homie from Diego AkA Charger Man:

To da Homie, L.T. “We always have your back!!!!”  San Diegans are the best fans hands down.   We love us some L.T. a là T.O.  We  ain’t  no punks. Rivers, you da man!!!  Our faith is with you, our leader…YOU!!!  Copper, back up, stop talking and let your actions speak louder than your words. Together like a family we will overcome!  Secondary: Hart, Weddle, “How do I say this…MAN UP!!!!” Norv, I believe in you!!! Call the play!!!!!!!!

See you on Sunday…

-LOS Nasty

I got the following in an email from my mom:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.                         
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.                             
                                           
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.                                     
                                           
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum  recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00  cash.             
                                           
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.                            
It’s called the 401-Keg                         
                                           
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.                             
                                           
Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.  That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Thanks Mom!

Dan Aykroyd has created a Vodka based on that cool old conspiracy theory about the 13 crystal skulls.  He’s calling it “Crystal Head Vodka.” The same legend is referenced in the most recent Indiana Jones movie.  That movie also contained a magical refrigerator.

Follow this link to see an intriguing infomercial about the new vodka featuring Dan Aykroyd himself.  It is very much worth watching and has me questioning Dan’s sanity.  I haven’t been able to figure out where to get it or how much it costs but next time I see it in the local Liquor Box I’ll be sure to try some out.

I was lurking in some left-wing blog comment boards yesterday (don’t ask) and i came across this wonderful little Vice Presidential Debate Drinking game:

Every time Palin displays how hopelessly out of touch she is, drink a white Russian.

Everytime Palin says Maverick, Small-Town Values or Reformer, take a chug of Moosehead.

Everytime she says the name of the moderator (Gwen), empty your glass.

If she utters a coherent sentence (i.e., contains a noun and a verb and a minimal logical connection), 
drink two chugs of Moosehead.

When she talks about her new friend Henry Kissinger, drink a Secret Cambodian Invasion.

When she explains how being the part-time mayor of a town of 7,000 people (even though she hired a full-time city  manager) counts as executive experience, drink a Dukes of Hazard with Snow.

Whenever Biden says something Obama wishes he didn’t, drink a Shut the Hell Up.

If you feel about to crawl up into a fetal position under the bar, in fear of a President Palin, finish a bottle of Yukon Jack.

Now this is all fine and dandy, but when I play drinking games, I actually like to drink instead of spending all my time figuring out how to make whatever the hell a “Secret Cambodian Invasion” is, or going to the store to buy a bottle of Yukon Jack.  That particular “whiskey” by the way isnt allowed at my house anymore after an “incedent” in late 2004…  Anywho, 40cozy.com proposes the following drinking game.  It works with any damn drink you have in your hand and should get you pretty fucked up by the end of the night.  If you’re playing with shots be careful and please drink responsibly.  Suicide by drink is only acceptable on the night of November 4′th.

The 40cozy VP Debate Drinking game:

For everyone:

Every time any candidate uses the phrase “_____ to nowhere” DRINK!

Every time Joe Biden says “Ladies and Gentlemen” DRINK!

If Sarah Palin says “Maverick” DRINK!

When the moderator tells Joe Biden his time is running out DRINK!

If Sarah Palin uses the words “Joe Sixpack” FINISH YOUR GLASS!

Every time Joe Biden says he’s from Scranton Pennsylvania DRINK!

For the Republicans:

Drink every time Sarah Palin makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside because somebody so close to your own intellect, and kinda hot to boot, has the chance to be in the second most powerful position in the world.

For the Democrats:

Drink every time a spasm of fear runs up your spine because this completely unqualified, condescending opportunist could be one 72 year-old heartbeat away from being the leader of the free world.

And here, ladies and gentlemen, is a rap freestyle between Hydrogen and Boost translated into proper english.

And the original, which is pretty solid in its own right and ends in a fight:

We’re very proud of reaching the 100k mark in just two weeks. That’s the nerdy equivalent of a gold record, right? If you haven’t heard yet, we recently launched pour1out, a free iPhone application.

Pour1out is an iPhone application paying homage to the street tradition of pouring out some of your 40oz to commemorate fallen homies. The main feature is a motion-sensitive 40oz beer bottle that pours out when you tilt the iPhone. Users can select any of 40cozy’s beer koozies to add to the virtual beer. The greatest feedback involves the one-click button that finds the nearest liquor store, utilizing the iPhone’s GPS functionality.

We initially had some glitches in the first version, but I guess that’s what you get when you pay the developer in beer. We’ve released a newer version with better coding and we’ll keep working to improve the app.

While we’ve received some very positive reviews from several beer-drinking sites, it seems some of the iPhone users are slightly less impressed. We’re pretty sure they don’t get the tongue-in-cheek, ironic beauty of an application inspired by a $2.45 beer for a $300 phone. It has a button that finds the nearest liquor stores… and it’s free! Are you not entertained?

Perhaps they think we’re a slick corporate company trying to capitalize on the street cred of the 40oz. Well, we’re not. The app was created by Scott, our resident tech-savvy guy, in under two weeks. He filmed the 40 oz pouring out beer in his garage, dusted off his programming textbook, slapped at a keyboard for a long time, and behold: 40cozy’s pour1out.

We’re proud of it and we hope you enjoy it. We’re already working on another iPhone app for drinkers that’s going to blow every other app out of the water. That’s right, developer bitches, get ready for more genius from 40cozy.

We are happy to introduce our brand new iPhone app, pour1out:

What the app does:

 - Ran out of beer and want to keep the party going? Simply press a button and pour1out will find the nearest liquor store.

 - Wanna pour one out for a homie but don’t have a 40oz nearby? The beer on the screen behaves like real beer thanks to the iPhone sensors, so just tilt the iPhone and watch the malt liquor pour on out. Convince everyone that just because you spent $200 on a phone doesn’t mean you’re not “street” (even though I’m pretty sure it does). Whip it out whenever Tupac or Biggie is bumping.

Check the app out at:  www.40cozy.com/pour1out

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce everyone’s favorite mac guy, Justin Long, in what may be the role of his lifetime. I just rented and watched the awesome movie: “The Sasquatch Dumpling Gang.” Not only does he drink Pabst (our favorite american beer) and eat Cheetos in this masterpiece, he also beats up high-schoolers and has one of the greatest sidekicks of all time: “Shirts”.

Enjoy the clip below:

So I do a lot of beer-releated web-browsing during the work-week. Part of that is because I’m a slacker and part of it is because of where I work. One of the funniest things I’ve found during these productive days is the surprising amount of robots designed and built to do something involving beer or drinking. I’ve put together a list of five of my favorites in no particular order.

1: Beer throwing fridge!

This one made it on letterman. Its a fridge that launches a beer to you! I don’t see how you would ever open it after the toss though, the foam would spray all over.

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This is a pretty damn funny rap, she brings it hard and heavy. Who knew she was such a bad ass? Keep it gangsta N.P.