Seven Funniest Office Prank Videos

http://twoyoutubevideosandamotherfuckingcrossfader.com/ – The url pretty much explains it all. You can start two videos at the same time and fade in between the music to create your own mashup remix. So get on that mahfukkincrossfader!

Dog vs Man, Dance Battle – Don’t mess with furries. (video)

http://peopleinpizzaslicecostumesbecomingpizzas.com – uh, yeah…

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit (video)

Best reaction ever (pic)

Drag racing school bus! (video)

If you’re a fellow San Diegan or you’re in town August 15′th come join us at our Inaugural 40cozy art show.  This will be a joint show of various artists using the 40cozy as a medium along with the works of one of our favorite local artists, Nowaymonkey.  Come say hi and have a little fun with us.  It will be at Voz Alta Project, 1754 National Ave. San Diego, CA 92037.

Here is a piece to whet your appetite.

Our latest patriotic prints are going to be ready and in our online store next week! Why’d we wait so long to make such bad ass American styled cozies, you ask? Well, we ran a really small run of them last summer, but they ran out quickly. We learned our lesson, so we have a much larger stock this time.

These koozies are perfect for 4th of July BBQs, day drinking, and all other forms your patriotism may take. Buy them up before they’re gone, cuz these are definitely necessary for all dedicated freedom fighters looking to get rowdy this summer.

USA! USA! USA!

Group of peeps getting high under a giant parachute as a cop approaches (via bigstupididiot.com)

Pics of hot girls smoking pot, nsfw (coedmagazine.com)

Dude bids 420 on Price is Right. Over and over. (youtube)

Yeah, I umm, well I kinda lost motivation. Sorry. Reruns of The Office are on. Actually, that’s not true, I’m watching it on Hulu. Peace out, burn one down. Wash it down with a 4-0.

Score:

King Cobra: 7

Tilt (green): 3

Tilt is one of those fruit flavored malt liquors that sounds like a good idea if you’re 12 and want something that tastes like soda pop.  King Cobra won this round mostly based on the fact that it didn’t change the color of your tongue.

Score:

Mickeys: 3

Colt45: 4

On lock and loaded. Swerving into the next round, this is what happens when you bring a stinger to a gun fight.

(source forwardOn)

NOTE: There’s more than one reason I minored in Studio Arts.

One of the comments on the site was “What was the sample size? Where are the error bars?! Sheesh – a survey as important as this one deserves a bit more rigour!”

These types of statements, while valid, are correlated to the large bars for the math and science. Stop worrying about statistical validity and go get laid!

40cozy.com has officially released our very first facebook application! FortyFriends lets you add a beer bottle to your facebook profile.  You get an ounce of beer in your bottle for every one of your friends that adds the application.  When you’ve filled up your bottle you get a discount on our online store and can put a digital cozy on your bottle.

Here is the official explanation:

Help your friends fill their bottle:

By adding the app every one of your friends will get a little more beer. You don’t need to add the beer to your profile in order to help them out, just authorize the application and you’re done.

Offer your friends a bottle:

You’ll get a little more beer in yours for each that accepts!

Press the “Add to Profile” button

to add your beer bottle to your profile page. As more of your drinking buddies add the app, your beer will get filled and your booze-fueled sense of pride will grow.

Once you’ve filled up your bottle

you’ll be able to put one of our beer cozies on it. As an added bonus we’ll provide you a discount at our store. The more you fill up your beer, the greater your discount gets.
12oz =12%, 24oz = 24%, 40oz = 40%
off all your purchases at our online store.

Well it’s turned into a tradition. This upcoming weekend is the 5th annual OE Weekend and I’m currently training for it. My goal is to repeat as MVP after last year’s performance…involving drinking six forties in a day, blacking out, getting covered in ink and flour, then waking up to destroy several people.

These statements do not reflect the sentiments of 40cozy, because we are not about drinking heavily or acting like fools. Everyone in this company is legit, they’re talented designers that enjoy beer. Alright, anyways. My goal this year is to drink 7 4o oz beers in one day, and not black out. I will hopefully document this feat and I promise to report on it next week. Or one of my coorespondents will if I can no longer function.

Enjoy the images below, they’re from last year’s OE Weekend. Not only am I the marketing manager, I’m also a passionate user of the 40cozy. (Weird ‘Hair Club for Men’-like plug there). You’ll notice me as the poorly dressed hombre with a beard.

To answer your questions:

1) No, 40cozy is not comprised of white guys pretending to be hard by drinking 40’s. The others don’t trust blogs, they think they’re evil.

2) Yes, ass clown, we are legit. The original concept of the 40cozy came from drinking 40’s. Carlos thought the whole brilliant concept up on his apartment rooftop on a cold night in SF. John was there as co-conspirator, but he mostly was just focused on his forty ounces of olde gold.

3) No, none of us were in frats. We’re not hating on anyone, but some haters think we’re detached from real 40oz drinkers. We understand them because we are them. They’re economical, they’re delicious, and they get the job done.

~40oz Phil