This is a pretty damn funny rap, she brings it hard and heavy. Who knew she was such a bad ass? Keep it gangsta N.P.

Holy poop.  Fred Durst has turned into the weird old guy you avoid at the bar.  Check out this interview he did on the Tom Green show recently.  Watch for the belch at about 4:30 in.

A Lot of people are saying this is a joke, but to tell you the truth I wouldn’t really be surprised if this is how he turned out. ‘Rapist Glasses’ and all.

Sunday morning, after we’d all emerged half-alive from our various resting places (John, under the coffee table? Seriously?), we congregated in the garage…I mean office. That’s where the beer fridge is, making it the obvious meeting place. All in pretty bad shape from a solid 2-day bender, we started chatting about different hangover cures. The classics were presented, like mixing beer & clamato, bloody marry’s, etc. but we wanted to dig a little deeper.
We decided to start researching the strangest hangover cures, and where better to go fact-finding than the source of all truth, the Internet? Here are the strangest hangover cures we found:

#8. Lemon in the Armpits

Apparently some Puerto Ricans (and other citrusy fresh people) swear by this method. While I’ve read a few different opinions, the general belief is that you need to rub a slice of lemon in the armpit of your drinking arm before you start boozing. Out of lemons? Lime’s fine. I’m not so sure about this one, but either way you’ll be smelling fresh and fruity. Nothing attracts members of the opposite sex more than smelling like this fine lady:

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Listen to this audio of one of the finest voicemails ever left:

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/dimitri.mp3

My favorite line:  ”As a matter of fact, I’m one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him”

Cracked.com has an article up highlighting 5 very cheap, very dangerous ways to get drunk.   Check it out: Nectar of the Broke: The Worlds 5 Worst Ways to Get Drunk.  My favorite from the list is probably Pruno.  I’ll have to try that sometime.

These all sound pretty nasty but I feel like maybe i really haven’t lived life since I haven’t tried any of them.  Well, I guess I’ll always have my Snake Wine…

We’ve all thought it while out for drinks: “Why do I have to wait for the waitress to bring us another pitcher? Why can’t we just have a beer tap right here at the table?” Well, apparently this dream has become reality in Atlanta. This sports bar is definitely not the first of it’s kind (these tap systems have been in South America and Europe for nearly a decade), but God bless 26 yr old Jeff Libby for bringing his version of this brilliant invention to the U S of A!

The Table Tender will hopefully be coming to a sports bar near you very soon.  Along with all the genius creations of the past few decades, this just might be the greatest. Gone are the days of having to communicate or even get off your ass for a beer. 

This girl’s got talent!

Beer pong has become a national phenomenon played by drunks from coast to coast. Over the four years at college I must have played over 500 beer pong games, although that somehow wasn’t enough to make me any good. Well in all that time I didn’t manage to run into the guys of OnFire Beer Pong.

I came into contact with these cats through a college buddy- it turns out these young gents (fellow alumni) are working hard to promote the sport and provide the best beer pong tables around. Their tables are regulation size but still very light (only 20 lbs [less weight than a 30 pack]) and collapsible so you can carry it with you anywhere. Being able to transport your table is clutch as you can challenge fools anytime you fancy. Even cooler is they give you the option of creating a custom design for the table top, meaning you can get whatever you want immortalized on your next beer pong table: your college logo, a pic of your roommate’s mom, etc. I want to cover my table with something beautiful and awe-inspiring, so I’ve chosen a flattering self portrait:

Before you plan your next trip, you should consider how far you’ll be able to get with your cash flow. I always try and pick destinations with favorable conversion rates (difficult these days) so I can rage as much as my bank account will allow.

I’ve found a fantastic site that will help you figure out your future beer-guzzling destination: www.pintprice.com. With this handy site you can figure out the price of a pint in any location across the world.

Why is this important? A couple years ago, I went to Ireland on a wild booze/rugby tour and figured I’d be fine with $600 in spending cash for a week. If I’d had this site to extrapolate my expenses solely for beer consumption, I’d have realized $600 doesn’t go very far when you’re dealing with Euros. And add to that the discovery of how delicious Guiness is in Ireland, straight from the source. And that I was drinking a dozen pints a night… you get the point, plan ahead and allocate enough money to the great conquest of drinking every beer that country has to offer. Drink strong!

Sand & Cotton has put together a great collection of malt liquor commercials with youtube videos of each.  Here is one of the crazier ones for Shlitz Malt Liquor: