Every evening, I walk through my kitchen and stare at the two boxes in the corner. One, a magical contraption that heats up a perfect plate of nachos in 34 seconds. The other, a magical box that gets me and the roommates feeling toasty in 34 minutes. As I stare, I ponder…what could possibly happen if I combined the two?

To no surprise, the Internets has provided me video footage of what can happen when you combine microwave with a box of wine. Enjoy the video below before running off to try this experiment:

via Break.com

Bored? Well here’s some links for you to check out. All of these links are fall under at least one of these categories: funny, WTF, interesting, sexy. Now click on these links and enjoy.

Seven Funniest Office Prank Videos

http://twoyoutubevideosandamotherfuckingcrossfader.com/ – The url pretty much explains it all. You can start two videos at the same time and fade in between the music to create your own mashup remix. So get on that mahfukkincrossfader!

Dog vs Man, Dance Battle – Don’t mess with furries. (video)

http://peopleinpizzaslicecostumesbecomingpizzas.com – uh, yeah…

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit (video)

Best reaction ever (pic)

Drag racing school bus! (video)

A wild ass band called Slob, hailing from Albany, CA ordered some custom 40oz koozies to add to their merch, so we want to give them a shout out. While I can’t speak for everyone here at 40cozy, I’d definitely be down to party with these hombres.

Here’s a short blurb from their About Us:

“Look, we live in a world full of pussies and metro-sexual bulls**t. Nothing is better than kicking back in a comfortable chair, watching your favorite sports programming, drinking some cold brews and cutting a fart that makes the dog leave the room, get it? Welcome to the wonderfully twisted world of Slob. A modern homage to Cheech and Chong, Fast Food and Heavy Metal is 9 tracks of comedy skits and songs that are a day in the life of Slob. Funny rock songs and a lethal dose of drug humor will have you rolling on the floor, as long as you toked up before you hit play.”

Go check out their site at SlobArmy.com or their MySpace.

Whether you’re a reformed offender or still at the height of your drunk dialing, all drinkers have at least once abused the privilege and power of our mobile connectedness.

Late night bootie calls to your bio lab partner, drunken 2am voice mails for your brother on the East Coast, recruiting sober drivers when you wake up in a Korean BBQ joint 12 miles from your last un-blacked-out location – all these acts are made easy and entertaining with DrunkDialer, our latest free iPhone app.

It shuffles through your phone book and picks a victim contact at random. You can press the button to call, or spin the wheel again if your Aunt’s number comes up. This is how we like to get day parties started- sit on the couch, start rifling through our phones, find random phone numbers and invite them over for some beer and bbq. Before you know it, you have a random assortment of friends to help you finish that leftover keg.

Go get the DrunkDialer, build and strengthen friendships over a few beers, and burn the bridges that weren’t strong enough to withstand repeated drunk calls- they weren’t your type anyways.

Download it now! Link to iTunes Store

Well 40cozy has officially found its new hard Liquor of choice: Bacon flavored vodka.  I also can’t help but think this would be the perfect cure for a case of swine flu. And yes, this is real, as far as i can tell anyway…  you never really know with the internets.

The vodka is made in Seattle, Washington and they seem to take their choice in flavor very seriously:

At Black Rock Spirits, we wanted to take this classic icon and bring it to the beverage world. To match an infusion, we tested recipies for over two years, finally landing at the one true “Bakon Vodka”. And now, you too can enjoy this seductive indulgence.

They also have a few different drink recopies on their site.  The “bakon mary”

looks pretty promising, but i would only drink that if it had a real stick of bacon sticking out of the glass replacing the normal celery stalk.  Bloody Marys always did seem kinda like a vegetarians drink to me.  Not any more.

Unfortunately “bakon” only distributed in four states in the northwestern U.S.  Damn those bacon embargoes! You can sign up on the website to have them tell you when its coming to a place near you.  I for one cant wait!

No idea how I came across this one (it’s 2:30am and I’m several Maker’s Marks deep (add a bit of ginger ale, trust me it’s the goods)) but this clip made me realize not to f&#k with ladies in bars. Even though this is a rehearsal for a movie/tv show, this girl’s got some seriously bad ass moves. Watch it, you’ll see.

I was trolling craigslist in my usual monday-morning ritual and came across this little gem:

i am starting this band for the sole purpose of getting laid (UCSD)

The post goes on to say:

The purpose of this band is to cynically play whatever music is necessary to attract as many young women as possible for the purposes of having sexual relations with them. I am in my mid 20s and a veteran of several musical projects, which unfortunately have tended toward the sort of music that repels women (overly-experimental indie rock, pretentious electronic art music, and incredibly offensive death metal / grindcore). At this point i am going to play whatever insipid emo / rock /punk / pap whatever because I am in my mid 20s and want to do this band thing right for one last time and get all the hot rock chicks who always thought I was a little bit too autistic….

Read the whole post here.  I for one can’t wait to cruise down to ‘The House of Blues’ one day and see these guys in action.

When I first read the rumors that Apple was working on a big-brother version of the iPod touch I had the same reaction as most people: “Huh!?” The more I think about it however, the more I realize this may be a stroke of genius and create a whole new product category.

Two of the biggest reasons people say a large-format iPod is unlikely are because it will be too big to fit in your pocket and apps from the app store won’t run correctly. (more…)

This show is insane.  Here is a description from the comments:

Just thought I’d give a quick, probably error filled, overview of the show for those with blank stares.Nasubi (a comedian named after an eggplant) was informed that he has won a job in ’show business’.He is then forced into an unfurnished apartment and told he can not leave until he wins 1,000,000 Yen in prizes through mail in sweepstakes (100 yen is about 1 dollar).Nasubi is cut off from the rest of the world and can only survive off of the items he wins from the mail in contests. That includes food and clothing.

This is the first Denpa Shonen show. There were several until the government shut them down. Seriously.

-squidracerX

The embed:

Every once in a while you find a website that so perfectly encapsulates a private moment of your life that you wonder if there really is a God and if he’s speaking to you.  youfellasleepwatchingadvd.com is one of those websites, and its a little creepy that they even got the color of the pipe right.