Here is a great beer bottle domino sequence.  Funny beginning and end too. No idea what language its in though.

Here is a great valentines gift for your drunken significant other:

A Hand-blown-glass, upside-down beer bottle.  Its called hopsidedown and it reminds me a lot of one of our earlier christmas gifts for drunks selections.  As with those other glasses, the main problem with this is you can only pour about half a bottle of beer into these little things.  That’s fine if you’re a 12-year-old, but I’m only getting one of these when they make a version modeled after a 40.

Beer Koozies with handles are a brilliant thing. Why yes, yes we did invent them. How can these pics not convince you the necessity of a handle for your beer? This passed out borracho isn’t the only one who’s come to with his beer still in hand…that’s why we added this beer saving function. Your drunk friends will be impressed. They also make it easier to keep your beer around with straining your hand, which can occur when it’s your second 40 oz of Olde English.

I was trolling craigslist in my usual monday-morning ritual and came across this little gem:

i am starting this band for the sole purpose of getting laid (UCSD)

The post goes on to say:

The purpose of this band is to cynically play whatever music is necessary to attract as many young women as possible for the purposes of having sexual relations with them. I am in my mid 20s and a veteran of several musical projects, which unfortunately have tended toward the sort of music that repels women (overly-experimental indie rock, pretentious electronic art music, and incredibly offensive death metal / grindcore). At this point i am going to play whatever insipid emo / rock /punk / pap whatever because I am in my mid 20s and want to do this band thing right for one last time and get all the hot rock chicks who always thought I was a little bit too autistic….

Read the whole post here.  I for one can’t wait to cruise down to ‘The House of Blues’ one day and see these guys in action.

This show is insane.  Here is a description from the comments:

Just thought I’d give a quick, probably error filled, overview of the show for those with blank stares.Nasubi (a comedian named after an eggplant) was informed that he has won a job in ’show business’.He is then forced into an unfurnished apartment and told he can not leave until he wins 1,000,000 Yen in prizes through mail in sweepstakes (100 yen is about 1 dollar).Nasubi is cut off from the rest of the world and can only survive off of the items he wins from the mail in contests. That includes food and clothing.

This is the first Denpa Shonen show. There were several until the government shut them down. Seriously.

-squidracerX

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Have you ever thought to yourself: “Self, you should fill a super-soaker up with beer and then shoot your friends in the mouth!”?  I can’t say that i’ve ever thought that either, but after seeing this product, i wish i had.  Presenting the second in our daily Beer Drinkers Christmas Gift feature: The Beer Blaster

 Here is the description from their site:

The Beer Blaster is a handheld high-velocity drink delivery system. Translation? It’s a Beer Gun. Harnessing the carbonation power of canned drinks, the blaster can shoot your beverage of choice over 10 feet. A favorite on college campuses, the Beer Blaster is sweeping the party scene.

I’m not sure about “sweeping the party scene.” My party activity of choice is still drinking the beer and not shooting it, but this might come in handy towards the end of the night when things get out of hand.  Also, after looking at their site, i’ve got to say I’ve got a fond place in my heart for these innovative drinkers starting their own small business.  Buy a Beer Blaster and keep the small businesses of America afloat!

Have you ever wanted to pour your booze through an elaborate contraption attached to your fridge before drinking?  Well the Chugulug Drinks Factory seems to be the answer.  I think Gizmodo had the best tagline: If Rube Goldberg Were an Underage Girl You Wanted to Get Drunk.

The setup comes with the following and magnets to your fridge for easy access:

• 2 x vortex funnels – where you pour in your booze and mixer
• 1 x ‘the mill’ – the paddles mix you drink as it goes though
• 1 x ‘the propeller’ – aerates and churns you drink to perfection
• 1 x ‘the tank’ – fills up as the multi coloured balls splash around
• 1 x ‘the tap’ – where your perfect drink is stored ( you can also add ice here to chill it!)

Flavorpill is introducing Flavorwire, their brand new daily blog bringing you news and commentary from the front lines of emerging culture. One of their first installments, “Zero-Effort Halloween Costumes For Hungover Procrastinators,” has me convinced this’ll be a pretty damn solid site. Here are a few of my favorites costumes they propose:

If you have a copy of the New York Times, choices include:

Olympic Torchbearer
Step 1. Light newspaper on fire.
Step 2. Run.
Step 3. Find dude in MICHAEL PHELPS costume.
Step 4. Hand off torch.

If you have Ray-Ban Wayfarers, you can dress up as:

Bernie Lomax from WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S
Step 1. Don shades.
Step 2. Prop yourself up against a wall.
Step 3. Fall over periodically.

Go read the rest.

We’ve scoured the Internet to find for the best drunk pussy photos, enjoy all these sloppy pussies!

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Some awesome links for all things beer:

Hot girls of Oktoberfest – only the finest German hotties and beer wenches girls

Beer Festivals Calendar – Just because Oktober is almost over, doesn’t mean there aren’t plenty of beer events out there. There’s dozens in November, two right here in San Diego even.

Quad Pong Nation – We’ve written about our friends at OnFire beer pong tables, well it seems they;ve joined forces with College Tonight to launch a great new company, TheQuad.com. They’re holding a national series of beer pong tournaments, so sign up and assert your dominance in your town or city. And go check out their new line of lightweight, collapsible beer pong tables.

Name that Beer Label – if you can’t get 18/18 on this quiz, you should be ashamed.