If the movie is as good as this music video, then Step Brothers is a must see. Will Ferrell and John C. Riley rappin’ and reppin’ hard.

Yep, the title pretty much says it all. Some dude in Fresno just lays a sack of wacky tobaccy on the poker table all nonchalantly, you should check it out:

This guy is ridiculous. Somewhere during this newscast a mother was saying: “Kids, this is why your Uncle Jimmy still lives with Nana.”

Found this video over at the BarleyBlog, pretty damn great Heineken commercial. It’s quite edgy and very funny. Nice find guys!

Not sure if Heineken is good enough to pull me back from the edge. Pretty much any other beer would do the trick though.

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce everyone’s favorite mac guy, Justin Long, in what may be the role of his lifetime. I just rented and watched the awesome movie: “The Sasquatch Dumpling Gang.” Not only does he drink Pabst (our favorite american beer) and eat Cheetos in this masterpiece, he also beats up high-schoolers and has one of the greatest sidekicks of all time: “Shirts”.

Enjoy the clip below:

I’m going to start making posts of the best links I find on the internets. Hope you enjoy!

Ghetto Prom Pics

You ain’t gettin’ nunna my mustard, foo!

Hey Guidos, get off our island!

Iraqi kid is a straight gangsta

What Marge Simpson wears while ballin and shot-callin

God caught out front of church slangin’ yayo

Now we here at 40cozy don’t recommend the use of drugs…or, wait, do we? I don’t know, I’ll have to look it up in the company handbook. Well if you’re bored this afternoon and curious what brain candy you should buy from the guy in apartment 46B, then take the quiz.

They test on a variety of factors such as your preferred mood, length of experience, your desired effects and undesired maleffects. If you want to believe you’re in a shape-shifting lizard king in a world made of jelly bean tetris blocks, then check this box. If you don’t want to believe that a million tiny Barbara Streisand-headed spiders are eating your flesh, then check this box.

Afraid of lasting brain or organ damage? You can indicate that on the test, eliminating most of the fun ones from your list. What did I want? To be a shape shifting Streisand-headed lizard king eating the jelly bean flesh of a million tetris blocks. The usual.

You guys need to cut out a few minutes from your day and check these out. They’re funny video shorts of very drunk people telling stories of America’s great history. The stories are then acted out by the likes of funny cats like Michael Cera and Jack Black.

Here’s volume one, featuring Michael Cera.

Volume 2, featuring Jack Black as Benjamin Franklin

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