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Drink Until You Want Me

PJ — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 20:32:35 +0000

I think this girl might have a lot more drinking to do!

You know, I definitely would call it that…

PJ — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 20:29:37 +0000

Whenever I go to the drugstore, I beeline to the vodka and newspaper isle. Nothing pairs as well as my favorite periodical and a vodka soda!

Inebriation – Great Inception Spoof Video

PJ — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 00:36:58 +0000

I think we can mostly all agree that Inception was a great film. Great special effects, mind-blowing plot, solid cast – the whole shebang. Enjoy this well-done and funny spoof video detailing the leading experts on ‘insobriety.’

As the creators described it:

“‘Inebriation’ is a mock trailer created by Atomic Productions parodying the concept of Inception, in a dangerous and unstable world of shared drinking and drunk within drunk.”

Hell Yeah, Free Beer!

PJ — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 19:40:01 +0000

…aww damn you sneaky bar owner and nearsightedness!!!

JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater: Hero of the Week

PJ — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 16:32:54 +0000

A frustrated JetBlue flight attendant gained instant working man legendary status on the Internet yesterday for his classic sign-off. Steven Slater, 38, hailing from Queens, N.Y. had finally reached his tipping point after dealing with his last douche bag passenger.

JetBlue Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh arrived at JFK Int’l Airport shortly after noon. As the plane was taxiing to the gate, a passenger reportedly got out of his seat to grab a bag from an overhead compartment. Wrong move, dickwad. Steven and the passenger reportedly got into an argument after Steve had told the jackass to sit down, resulting in Steve somehow getting hit in the head with either the bag or the compartment door.

THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW.

Instead of going John Rambo on his ass, Steve took a less-violent yet equally awesome approach. After taking a bag to the noggin, homeboy got on the loud speaker, told those aboard to “go fuck themselves,” grabbed a beer from the galley, deployed the emergency chute and slid out of that airplane in style.

At that point, Steve ran to the employee parking lot and cruised home in his Dodge Stratus blasting Crazy Train, on repeat, turned up to 11. He was arrested by Port Authority police about 1/2 an hour later in his home and charged with criminal mischief, trespassing, and reckless endangerment. And being a BAD ASS.

We raise our glasses to you, Steven Slater.

Sources: HuffPost, ABCNews

Well played, gentleman. Well played.

PJ — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 18:46:32 +0000

Wonder if the water is beer as well. I’d definitely only bathe in Heineken, seeing as it’s hardly fit for drinking.

Microwave & Boxed Wine: A Match Made in Heaven?

PJ — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:54:34 +0000

Every evening, I walk through my kitchen and stare at the two boxes in the corner. One, a magical contraption that heats up a perfect plate of nachos in 34 seconds. The other, a magical box that gets me and the roommates feeling toasty in 34 minutes. As I stare, I ponder…what could possibly happen if I combined the two?

To no surprise, the Internets has provided me video footage of what can happen when you combine microwave with a box of wine. Enjoy the video below before running off to try this experiment:

via Break.com

28 Drinks Later: Trailer

PJ — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:33:35 +0000

28 Drinks Later from Futuristic Films on Vimeo.

By Nick Goossen

Snoop Dogg vs. Kirby mashup music video

PJ — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:19:20 +0000

Snoop Dogg and Kirby collabo music video, Drop It Like It’s Hot. I think Snoop found himself partyin’ in video game land after one too many blizzunts.

Twenty Things Worth Knowing About Beer

PJ — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:42:07 +0000

The Oatmeal, a brilliant and hilarious web comics creator, has just posted his latest comic, explaining the 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer. It’s a great list, go check it out: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/beer