Have you ever wanted to pour your booze through an elaborate contraption attached to your fridge before drinking?  Well the Chugulug Drinks Factory seems to be the answer.  I think Gizmodo had the best tagline: If Rube Goldberg Were an Underage Girl You Wanted to Get Drunk.

The setup comes with the following and magnets to your fridge for easy access:

• 2 x vortex funnels – where you pour in your booze and mixer
• 1 x ‘the mill’ – the paddles mix you drink as it goes though
• 1 x ‘the propeller’ – aerates and churns you drink to perfection
• 1 x ‘the tank’ – fills up as the multi coloured balls splash around
• 1 x ‘the tap’ – where your perfect drink is stored ( you can also add ice here to chill it!)

Flavorpill is introducing Flavorwire, their brand new daily blog bringing you news and commentary from the front lines of emerging culture. One of their first installments, “Zero-Effort Halloween Costumes For Hungover Procrastinators,” has me convinced this’ll be a pretty damn solid site. Here are a few of my favorites costumes they propose:

If you have a copy of the New York Times, choices include:

Olympic Torchbearer
Step 1. Light newspaper on fire.
Step 2. Run.
Step 3. Find dude in MICHAEL PHELPS costume.
Step 4. Hand off torch.

If you have Ray-Ban Wayfarers, you can dress up as:

Bernie Lomax from WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S
Step 1. Don shades.
Step 2. Prop yourself up against a wall.
Step 3. Fall over periodically.

Go read the rest.

We’ve scoured the Internet to find for the best drunk pussy photos, enjoy all these sloppy pussies!

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Some awesome links for all things beer:

Hot girls of Oktoberfest - only the finest German hotties and beer wenches girls

Beer Festivals Calendar - Just because Oktober is almost over, doesn’t mean there aren’t plenty of beer events out there. There’s dozens in November, two right here in San Diego even.

Quad Pong Nation - We’ve written about our friends at OnFire beer pong tables, well it seems they;ve joined forces with College Tonight to launch a great new company, TheQuad.com. They’re holding a national series of beer pong tournaments, so sign up and assert your dominance in your town or city. And go check out their new line of lightweight, collapsible beer pong tables.

Name that Beer Label - if you can’t get 18/18 on this quiz, you should be ashamed.

My homie Hollywood is over in Iraq, and his boys and him have been doing some testing of their IBA’s (Interceptor Body Armor). It’s a funny video, but I’m really happy those boys have these and the gov’t finally manned up and got these guys some better protection.

This is all very real, so Hollywood says, “Do NOT try this at home.” So if you have a $1,585 IBA, don’t do this. There’s some language so watch it on silent if you’re at work.

If you’re like many people, some of the most recent innovations (cell phones, text messages, electronic mail, etc.) have opened up a whole new way to make an ass of yourself when drunk or otherwise in a state of poor judgement.

Well, Google’s got your back with a newly released Labs feature. This one is called Mail Goggles and it’s intended to help you avoid sending those late night or weekend emails that you’ll regret later.

As stated on their blog, “it will check that you’re really sure you want to send that late night Friday email. And what better way to check than by making you solve a few simple math problems after you click send to verify you’re in the right state of mind?”

God bless you Google.

Check out these beer-related links- some informational, some funny, some inspiring:

How to Chill a Six-Pack in Three Minutes (Collegehumor)

Beer Bongs “come in many different sizes”

Man tried to break Blood Alcohol Content record (TastyBooze)

Guy chugs 5 beers in 20 seconds (video)

Great site to find events with cheap/free drinks

This is one Awesome Guinness Ad:

Share one with a friend…. or two.

Somebody told me that this is a fake ad and that Guinness wants it taken down, but whoever created it is a genius.

If the movie is as good as this music video, then Step Brothers is a must see. Will Ferrell and John C. Riley rappin’ and reppin’ hard.

Yep, the title pretty much says it all. Some dude in Fresno just lays a sack of wacky tobaccy on the poker table all nonchalantly, you should check it out:

This guy is ridiculous. Somewhere during this newscast a mother was saying: “Kids, this is why your Uncle Jimmy still lives with Nana.”