Every evening, I walk through my kitchen and stare at the two boxes in the corner. One, a magical contraption that heats up a perfect plate of nachos in 34 seconds. The other, a magical box that gets me and the roommates feeling toasty in 34 minutes. As I stare, I ponder…what could possibly happen if I combined the two?

To no surprise, the Internets has provided me video footage of what can happen when you combine microwave with a box of wine. Enjoy the video below before running off to try this experiment:

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28 Drinks Later from Futuristic Films on Vimeo.

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Snoop Dogg and Kirby collabo music video, Drop It Like It’s Hot. I think Snoop found himself partyin’ in video game land after one too many blizzunts.

The Oatmeal, a brilliant and hilarious web comics creator, has just posted his latest comic, explaining the 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer. It’s a great list, go check it out: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/beer

BoozeCats.com, a funny new site making the rounds,  mixes two of web surfers’ favorite things:

1) Stupid photos of cats

2) Posting pictures of themselves drinking, as if to say: “Hey look Internet friends, see how I have a drink in my hand? That’s cuz I like to party!”

While the LOLcat and the posted drinking pic might be weak/overplayed on their own, combining the two seems to transcend any possible lameness and reach a state of ridiculous meme nirvana. Check out some of the photos we cherrypicked from their site:

In the spirit of things, I created one featuring some 40cozy cat’s in action:

According to the site:

Boozecats was inspired in part by Lisa’s frantic search for a photo of herself that did not contain beer.  I realized every one of our pictures has beer in it somewhere, so I decided to edit them all out using cats.

So go ahead and make your own and submit it to their site for eternal boozecat fame and notoriety.

Deers for Beers – Well, not sure what the hell these deer were up to charging in this liquor store. Imaging working in a lazy, local beer shop just minding your time when a frantic herd of deer go ballistic all over your ass. Check out the video it’s pretty wild:

Branding one’s own flesh with a permanent symbol used to be a meaningful statement, displaying to the world a symbol that defined or represented something important about you. Now that thirty-six percent of those ages 18 to 25, and 40 percent of those ages 26 to 40, have at least one tattoo (source), it seems to be more of a fad than anything. And with the frightening number of tribal arm bands and tramp stamps, clearly this fad has jumped the shark.

I’m not exactly sure what it says when you decide to go for a beer-related tattoo, but seeing as beer plays a central part of the 40cozy lifestyle, it seems like a valid subject matter for some ink. Some of these tats are amazing, others hilarious, and some may fall into the Hall of Tattoo Shame. Check out these awesome beer tattoos, and you can be the judge:

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If you have a beer tattoo that you want listed, post a link in the comments below!

Getting shit-canned and making an ass of yourself at dinner parties is a long-standing practice of the fine gentlemen of 40cozy. We’ve all been there – hitting on someone’s mom, eating off others’ plates, slurring your words through horribly off-color dead baby jokes… feel free to share your awesomely horrible/horribly awesome stories in the comments.

Well apparently this was quite the common practice in 9th centure China, as LettersofNote explains:
As far back as the 9th Century, the beautifully named ‘Dunhuang Bureau of Etiquette’ insisted that local officials use the following letter template (dated 856) when sending apologies to offended dinner hosts. The guilty party would copy the template text, enter the dinner host’s name, sign the letter and then deliver with head bowed.

Here’s the document, which was found in a sealed cave in China:

Translated, this letter reads:

Yesterday, having drunk too much, I was intoxicated as to pass all bounds; but none of the rude and coarse language I used was uttered in a conscious state. The next morning, after hearing others speak on the subject, I realised what had happened, whereupon I was overwhelmed with confusion and ready to sink into the earth with shame.

The modern version of this is something like a template apology email or something you’d find at textsfromlastnight.com. I love that it was so customary for local officials to get wasted at dinner gatherings, someone decided to create a stock “I’m sorry I threw up on your cat” letter and distributed copies.

To read more about the project that revealed this letter and thousands more 9th century Chinese documents visit http://idp.bl.uk/

This guy might be the drunkest I’ve ever seen a person who can still walk. Well, “still walk” is way too kind. He’s stammering, fall down drunk, wasted as all hell crawling on the ground drunk. I mean, it’s 10:47AM on a Tuesday, can’t a guy just buy a sixer? This video was caught on a liquor store’s security camera last week. Too funny. Check it out.

Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer – Watch more Funny Videos

Bored? Well here’s some links for you to check out. All of these links are fall under at least one of these categories: funny, WTF, interesting, sexy. Now click on these links and enjoy.

Seven Funniest Office Prank Videos

http://twoyoutubevideosandamotherfuckingcrossfader.com/ – The url pretty much explains it all. You can start two videos at the same time and fade in between the music to create your own mashup remix. So get on that mahfukkincrossfader!

Dog vs Man, Dance Battle – Don’t mess with furries. (video)

http://peopleinpizzaslicecostumesbecomingpizzas.com – uh, yeah…

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit (video)

Best reaction ever (pic)

Drag racing school bus! (video)