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Which country is the latest Heavyweight Drinking Champ of the World?

Skinny Blonde Beer – Creative use of heat-sensitive inks, as it warms the label exposes more

9,000-year-old beer hitting the shelves this summer

Beer Pong vs Beirut – what is the game called? Who gives a shit? See what 45,ooo kids voted on CollegeHumor.

Eva Longoria in a bikini – No, this isn’t about beer exactly. But it’s of interest to some. You’re a chick and not into Eva? Here’s a photo of David Hasselhoff in a mankini and matching cardigan. You’re welcome.

After scouring for the best beer pong videos, I’ve come to find there are some incredible beer pong skills out there. These people are impressive in their pursuit of beer pong greatness, and equally impressive is their seemingly limitless free time to dedicate to such pointless endeavors.

Awesome Beer Pong Shots

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The Largest Beer Pong Game Ever (9,000 cups)

Beer Pong Slam Dunk

We’ve teamed up with gorillamask.net to give away some cozies in one of their contests.  Tell them your greatest/funniest/wildest drunken adventure that involves a 40 and you could win a pack of cozies.  Stephen has gotten the ball rolling with his own story and we can’t wait to see the winning entries.  Here is how to enter.

Be sure to check out the rest of gorillamask while you’re their, its a great site and has tons of updates every day.

UPDATE: The three winners of the 40cozy prize packs have been selected. NOt surprisingly two of them involved playing Edward Forty Hands. Go check out the sordid tales:

Paul’s Adventure with Cheech, Cheeba, Chollas and an El Camino

Casey’s  Sloppy Southern Sorority Sister Slaying

Eric’s Close Encounter of the Tird Kind

Grand Champion: King Cobra

Score:

King Cobra: 6

Colt45: 3

This was a very close competition and both malt liquors deserved to be in the Finals of our Malt Liquor Madness competition.  Both of these brew’s tone down the usual Malt-Liquor sweet taste and come out of the bottle tasting crisp and more beer-like that most of their brothers.  The King Cobra ended out on top with a slighlty better aftertaste.  In the end King Cobra is the Grand Champion of Malt Liquor Madness.

Winner: Colt45

Score:

Colt45: 9

Magnum: 0

This match wasn’t even close.  Magnum somehow made it to the final 4, it was up against Four and St. Ides – Berry Special Brew in the last two rounds but it was no competition for the crisp, refreshing Colt45.

Winner: Tilt (green)

Score:

Sparks: 3

Tilt: 4

When drinking cough syrup, are you particular about synthetics?

Winner: King Cobra

Score:

King Cobra: 6

Hurricane High Gravity: 1

Hurricane or queef?

Winner: Magnum

Score:

St. Ides – BSB: 2

Magnum: 5

Though berry nice, beer is BEER.

Friday we held the first round of our Sweet 16 Malt Liquor Madness tourney, which started off with a bang. With basketball on the tube and over sixteen malt liquors to sample, none of us could think of a better way to start the weekend.
Los Nasty – aka the Cocaine Cowboy – was officiating the event, rockin’ snake skin boots and an air of authority. Seven judges, selected for the collective liver damage and distinguished palates, prepped themselves with nachos and some light stretching.
Scroll down and you’ll find each of the eight match-ups and the results for which malt liquors moved on to the Elite 8. Let me tell you, we were pretty surprised by some of the results. We all wrote down our bracketology predictions, thinking the usual suspects would definitely make it far along in the tourney. Well, we soon realized that blind taste tests can throw even the most seasoned beer fan completely off, especially with 16 different brews to sample. And by sample, we ended up throwing the 2 oz test taste out the window, going with the half cup. The end of the round was a little rowdy with some slightly clouded judging, but we’ll stick by the results (even though some were pretty controversial once the winners were announced).

Click any link or scroll down to see how each match-up went: Mickey’s vs Country Club, Colt 45 vs St. Ides Original, St. Ides Berry Special Brew vs Schlitz V.S.L., Four vs. Magnum, Hurricane High Gravity vs. Steel Reserve, Samichlaus vs King Cobra, Olde English vs Tilt (Green), Schlitz O.M.L. vs Sparks (black).

Here are the pics from the event:

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Featured:

Beer Bitch/Head Honcho – Los Nasty

Panel of Judges – Ginge the Baby Crane, 40Deez Nuh, Crippled Finger, 40ozphil & NoMassWood

Posse – Hot Mamacitas, Sleepy Chris, PoohWater Baby Wood

Winner: Tilt (green)

Score:

Olde English: 2

Tilt (green): 3

Tilt (green) earned the nickname echto-water during this competition.  It comes out of the can in an antifreeze green color and neither the flavor nor the color seems to represent anything in nature.  It crept on past the Olde English in a very close competition.  This was a flavored malt liquor versus a classic but what can you say, ginas need malt lovin too.