Hold your breath:

hehe.

Campussqueeze.com has a great post about 12 Beers You Should Only Drink In College.  They cover some of the greats such as Natural Ice, Schmidts, and, one of our favorites, the blue-ribbon-awarded Pabst.  We’re a little sorry they didn’t include any of our favorite malt-liquors.  Of course you should be drinking malt liquor well after/before college so Olde English doesn’t really belong on this list.

So i was bored on the internet as usual and thought it was a good idea to type “beer dog” into google.  Look what i found:

Thats right ladies and gentlemen.  Beer for dogs.

Beer pong has become a national phenomenon played by drunks from coast to coast. Over the four years at college I must have played over 500 beer pong games, although that somehow wasn’t enough to make me any good. Well in all that time I didn’t manage to run into the guys of OnFire Beer Pong.

I came into contact with these cats through a college buddy- it turns out these young gents (fellow alumni) are working hard to promote the sport and provide the best beer pong tables around. Their tables are regulation size but still very light (only 20 lbs [less weight than a 30 pack]) and collapsible so you can carry it with you anywhere. Being able to transport your table is clutch as you can challenge fools anytime you fancy. Even cooler is they give you the option of creating a custom design for the table top, meaning you can get whatever you want immortalized on your next beer pong table: your college logo, a pic of your roommate’s mom, etc. I want to cover my table with something beautiful and awe-inspiring, so I’ve chosen a flattering self portrait:

Whether it’s 2:30 on a Friday afternoon and you can’t wait to hit the town, or its 9am on a Tuesday and your bloody marry is wearing off- everyone has the occassional urge for a beer. Well, one man’s insatiable thirst for a frosty brew inspired some noteworthy ingenuity. Take a look at the first photo- see anything out of place?

No, you don’t. Just a few boring boxes of paper, right?

Pure genius. With a few modifications, you too can have your very own hidden beer fridge at the office! This man deserves a pat on the back, a cold beer, or perhaps a trip to AA. Thanks to Dethroner for the photos.