Our latest patriotic prints are going to be ready and in our online store next week! Why’d we wait so long to make such bad ass American styled cozies, you ask? Well, we ran a really small run of them last summer, but they ran out quickly. We learned our lesson, so we have a much larger stock this time.

These koozies are perfect for 4th of July BBQs, day drinking, and all other forms your patriotism may take. Buy them up before they’re gone, cuz these are definitely necessary for all dedicated freedom fighters looking to get rowdy this summer.

USA! USA! USA!

Beer Koozies with handles are a brilliant thing. Why yes, yes we did invent them. How can these pics not convince you the necessity of a handle for your beer? This passed out borracho isn’t the only one who’s come to with his beer still in hand…that’s why we added this beer saving function. Your drunk friends will be impressed. They also make it easier to keep your beer around with straining your hand, which can occur when it’s your second 40 oz of Olde English.

Our newest design – “The Tux” – can take your cheap beer from trashy to classy, so your 40oz looks more like Don Vito Corleone and less like a late night drunken impulse purchase. Or a late morning drunken impulse purchase.

The Tux looks great and can be rocked at weddings, bachelor parties, formal shindigs, wakes, 80’s prom parties, and any other time you need to gussy up your beer. With three sizes, you have classy outfits for most any size container. Go on and buy one of each: the pint cozy, 12oz wee cozy, or the godfather 40cozy.