Go on over and check out the 25 clever pick up lines at Sloshspot. I’ve implemented the polar bear one, gotta have a sense of humor for that one though. You’ll be thanking them if one of these lines hits big… or cursing them after a drink is poured in your lap. Here’s one for the bold:
Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.
The fine people at Sloshspot have created a website that can always answer the question “Where should I go out tonight?” When 4:30 starts rolling around, use that last half hour at the office to actually do something, like utilize their targeted search for nightlife and entertainment to figure out how you’ll regain some of the life that monotonous day at work sucked out of you.
Holy poop. Fred Durst has turned into the weird old guy you avoid at the bar. Check out this interview he did on the Tom Green show recently. Watch for the belch at about 4:30 in.
A Lot of people are saying this is a joke, but to tell you the truth I wouldn’t really be surprised if this is how he turned out. ‘Rapist Glasses’ and all.
Sunday morning, after we’d all emerged half-alive from our various resting places (John, under the coffee table? Seriously?), we congregated in the garage…I mean office. That’s where the beer fridge is, making it the obvious meeting place. All in pretty bad shape from a solid 2-day bender, we started chatting about different hangover cures. The classics were presented, like mixing beer & clamato, bloody marry’s, etc. but we wanted to dig a little deeper.
We decided to start researching the strangest hangover cures, and where better to go fact-finding than the source of all truth, the Internet? Here are the strangest hangover cures we found:
#8. Lemon in the Armpits
Apparently some Puerto Ricans (and other citrusy fresh people) swear by this method. While I’ve read a few different opinions, the general belief is that you need to rub a slice of lemon in the armpit of your drinking arm before you start boozing. Out of lemons? Lime’s fine. I’m not so sure about this one, but either way you’ll be smelling fresh and fruity. Nothing attracts members of the opposite sex more than smelling like this fine lady:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you the “Mug Shot Drinking Game.” This makes for a great party game and always ends in a few hurt feelings, but then thats the point of a party drinking game right?
How it works:
1. Get 4-7 people gathered around a computer so everyone can see the screen.
2. Make sure everyone has their favorite drink in their hands, preferably 40’s with cozies.
4. Go through the list and for each image decide who in the group the character in the mugshot looks most like. You can vote, shout out names, point… whatever works for your group.
Campussqueeze.com has a great post about 12 Beers You Should Only Drink In College. They cover some of the greats such as Natural Ice, Schmidts, and, one of our favorites, the blue-ribbon-awarded Pabst. We’re a little sorry they didn’t include any of our favorite malt-liquors. Of course you should be drinking malt liquor well after/before college so Olde English doesn’t really belong on this list.
We get emails all the time from disgruntled drunks stating, “Dude, I totally thought up the 40oz koozie like freshman year. Screw you, bro.” The thing is, we understand, because the same bullshit happens to us on a regular basis. Too many times have we felt like the characters in Knocked Up when they come to realize Mr. Skin’s Nude Celebrity Movie site had been around for years. Well, last weekend was no different.
We were a few beers deep, the creative juices flowing. Someone mentioned making a giant beer koozie for a keg, and we were already deep in the product development when I typed it in the ole google machine. Well, well, what do you know? Hats off to the other mildly inventive folks at Kegger Industries for creating the Keg Coat.
