This guy might be the drunkest I’ve ever seen a person who can still walk. Well, “still walk” is way too kind. He’s stammering, fall down drunk, wasted as all hell crawling on the ground drunk. I mean, it’s 10:47AM on a Tuesday, can’t a guy just buy a sixer? This video was caught on a liquor store’s security camera last week. Too funny. Check it out.
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Bored? Well here’s some links for you to check out. All of these links are fall under at least one of these categories: funny, WTF, interesting, sexy. Now click on these links and enjoy.
Seven Funniest Office Prank Videos
http://twoyoutubevideosandamotherfuckingcrossfader.com/ – The url pretty much explains it all. You can start two videos at the same time and fade in between the music to create your own mashup remix. So get on that mahfukkincrossfader!
Dog vs Man, Dance Battle – Don’t mess with furries. (video)
http://peopleinpizzaslicecostumesbecomingpizzas.com – uh, yeah…
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit (video)
Best reaction ever (pic)
Drag racing school bus! (video)
If you’re a fellow San Diegan or you’re in town August 15′th come join us at our Inaugural 40cozy art show. This will be a joint show of various artists using the 40cozy as a medium along with the works of one of our favorite local artists, Nowaymonkey. Come say hi and have a little fun with us. It will be at Voz Alta Project, 1754 National Ave. San Diego, CA 92037.
Here is a piece to whet your appetite.
I was just emailed a link to GhettoBaskets.com, a site that sells gift baskets filled with the cheapest ghetto staples and ‘what falls off of trucks around the neighborhood.’
A basket might include some of the following ghetto goods: purple drink, beef jerky, pork rinds, religious candle, pregnancy test, doo rag, plastic commemorative plate.
We at 40cozy thought this idea up a while back, but I’m happy to see someone else is actually doing it. And they’re doing it well. The site is bad ass and the baskets are perfect. With one exception. We think they should have a 40cozy in there, because a Ghetto Basket can’t really be complete without some malt liquor.
When is a good occasion to send a Ghetto Basket you ask? According to their site:
You just found out the baby isn’t yours
A loved one was recently released from prison
The tornado didn’t blow your trailer away
Mom found her tooth
You just got your GED
Arbor Day
Go check out their site, and send one of these to your hoodrat/thug friends.
(Note to Ghetto Baskets homies – you should think about adding some of the following: Mexican candy, Hot Cheetos, fake tattoos, bandana, tall socks, menthol cigarettes (or flavored cigarillos), rolling papers, Lil Homies figurines, wife beater, Planned Parenthood condoms. You could have a guy basket and girl basket also, the ladies’ basket having lip liner, etc. Just some ideas. Those are all staple items in our local liquor stores.)
I think by comparing the images of drunks to yoga poses they want to emphasize the comparable health benefits of passing out in public to the ancient discipline of yoga. At least that’s what I get from these images. Quite hilarious how people could get so drunk as to pass out in such positions.
I mean I’ve tried my damnedest to get this drunk, but the craziest situation I’ve ever woke up in is on a stranger’s couch, sitting upright, in nothing but my underwear, body sticky and smelling of whiskey, my hand covered in blood, and the fire alarm going off right out front of the apartment at 150 decibels, with a newly acquired mullet. Hmm, in retrospect that is pretty bizarre. Well, check out these drunken Russians performing some advanced yoga poses. Impressive!
Happy summer everyone. I hope you’re out enjoying a beach this weekend if you’re near one. If you are I hope there is someone there as talented as this guy:
Found these brilliant 40oz inspired creations over at this blog. They’re art pieces created by Gary Garay, but I think these popsicles would sell like crazy. Remember being a kid and a breeze would bring you the whisper of a melody, just a note or two, and you and your friends bolted like rats inside to grab up some change from your dresser or the couch, because you knew what was on the way? Fuckin ice cream man! If you were lucky, that truck would come creeping down your street. Now imagine if you could have bought a popsicle that proudly displayed your affiliation to the west west y’all? Now if these 40 oz pops actually tasted like malt liquor then there’d really be something to these. Too bad booze doesn’t really freeze.
A wild ass band called Slob, hailing from Albany, CA ordered some custom 40oz koozies to add to their merch, so we want to give them a shout out. While I can’t speak for everyone here at 40cozy, I’d definitely be down to party with these hombres.
Here’s a short blurb from their About Us:
“Look, we live in a world full of pussies and metro-sexual bulls**t. Nothing is better than kicking back in a comfortable chair, watching your favorite sports programming, drinking some cold brews and cutting a fart that makes the dog leave the room, get it? Welcome to the wonderfully twisted world of Slob. A modern homage to Cheech and Chong, Fast Food and Heavy Metal is 9 tracks of comedy skits and songs that are a day in the life of Slob. Funny rock songs and a lethal dose of drug humor will have you rolling on the floor, as long as you toked up before you hit play.”
Go check out their site at SlobArmy.com or their MySpace.
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Skinny Blonde Beer – Creative use of heat-sensitive inks, as it warms the label exposes more
9,000-year-old beer hitting the shelves this summer
Beer Pong vs Beirut – what is the game called? Who gives a shit? See what 45,ooo kids voted on CollegeHumor.
Eva Longoria in a bikini – No, this isn’t about beer exactly. But it’s of interest to some. You’re a chick and not into Eva? Here’s a photo of David Hasselhoff in a mankini and matching cardigan. You’re welcome.
Our latest patriotic prints are going to be ready and in our online store next week! Why’d we wait so long to make such bad ass American styled cozies, you ask? Well, we ran a really small run of them last summer, but they ran out quickly. We learned our lesson, so we have a much larger stock this time.
These koozies are perfect for 4th of July BBQs, day drinking, and all other forms your patriotism may take. Buy them up before they’re gone, cuz these are definitely necessary for all dedicated freedom fighters looking to get rowdy this summer.
USA! USA! USA!
