25 Great Pick up Lines @ Sloshspot.com

July 3rd, 2008

Go on over and check out the 25 clever pick up lines at Sloshspot. I’ve implemented the polar bear one, gotta have a sense of humor for that one though. You’ll be thanking them if one of these lines hits big… or cursing them after a drink is poured in your lap. Here’s one for the bold:

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.

The fine people at Sloshspot have created a website that can always answer the question “Where should I go out tonight?” When 4:30 starts rolling around, use that last half hour at the office to actually do something, like utilize their targeted search for nightlife and entertainment to figure out how you’ll regain some of the life that monotonous day at work sucked out of you.

Natalie Portman Raps on SNL

July 2nd, 2008

This is a pretty damn funny rap, she brings it hard and heavy. Who knew she was such a bad ass? Keep it gangsta N.P.

The beer opening robot!!

July 2nd, 2008

I need to buy one of these:

The only thing missing on this robot is a disco ball.

Is this really Fred Durst?

July 2nd, 2008

Holy poop.  Fred Durst has turned into the weird old guy you avoid at the bar.  Check out this interview he did on the Tom Green show recently.  Watch for the belch at about 4:30 in.

A Lot of people are saying this is a joke, but to tell you the truth I wouldn’t really be surprised if this is how he turned out. ‘Rapist Glasses’ and all.

8 Bizarre Hangover Cures from Around the World

July 1st, 2008

Sunday morning, after we’d all emerged half-alive from our various resting places (John, under the coffee table? Seriously?), we congregated in the garage…I mean office. That’s where the beer fridge is, making it the obvious meeting place. All in pretty bad shape from a solid 2-day bender, we started chatting about different hangover cures. The classics were presented, like mixing beer & clamato, bloody marry’s, etc. but we wanted to dig a little deeper.
We decided to start researching the strangest hangover cures, and where better to go fact-finding than the source of all truth, the Internet? Here are the strangest hangover cures we found:

#8. Lemon in the Armpits

Apparently some Puerto Ricans (and other citrusy fresh people) swear by this method. While I’ve read a few different opinions, the general belief is that you need to rub a slice of lemon in the armpit of your drinking arm before you start boozing. Out of lemons? Lime’s fine. I’m not so sure about this one, but either way you’ll be smelling fresh and fruity. Nothing attracts members of the opposite sex more than smelling like this fine lady:

strange hangover cure

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Bryan drinks!

June 27th, 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you the “Mug Shot Drinking Game.”  This makes for a great party game and always ends in a few hurt feelings, but then thats the point of a party drinking game right?

Bryan Drinks!

How it works:

1. Get 4-7 people gathered around a computer so everyone can see the screen.

2. Make sure everyone has their favorite drink in their hands, preferably 40’s with cozies.

3. Load up this slideshow of 250 awesome mugshots.

4. Go through the list and for each image decide who in the group the character in the mugshot looks most like.  You can vote, shout out names, point… whatever works for your group.

5. Person most like mugshot has to drink.

6. The game ends when somebody starts crying.

Enjoy.

I’m great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I’m a complete catch.

June 27th, 2008

Listen to this audio of one of the finest voicemails ever left:

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/dimitri.mp3

My favorite line:  ”As a matter of fact, I’m one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him”

Bush Light

June 24th, 2008

John McCain = Bush Light

Looks like John McCain, tastes like the same piss we’ve been drinking the last 8 years!

12 Beers You Should Only Drink In College

June 18th, 2008

PBR!!

Campussqueeze.com has a great post about 12 Beers You Should Only Drink In College.  They cover some of the greats such as Natural Ice, Schmidts, and, one of our favorites, the blue-ribbon-awarded Pabst.  We’re a little sorry they didn’t include any of our favorite malt-liquors.  Of course you should be drinking malt liquor well after/before college so Olde English doesn’t really belong on this list.

How do you keep a keg cold? The Keg Coat Koozie

June 17th, 2008

We get emails all the time from disgruntled drunks stating, “Dude, I totally thought up the 40oz koozie like freshman year. Screw you, bro.” The thing is, we understand, because the same bullshit happens to us on a regular basis. Too many times have we felt like the characters in Knocked Up when they come to realize Mr. Skin’s Nude Celebrity Movie site had been around for years. Well, last weekend was no different.

We were a few beers deep, the creative juices flowing. Someone mentioned making a giant beer koozie for a keg, and we were already deep in the product development when I typed it in the ole google machine. Well, well, what do you know? Hats off to the other mildly inventive folks at Kegger Industries for creating the Keg Coat

Keg Coat