I think we can mostly all agree that Inception was a great film. Great special effects, mind-blowing plot, solid cast – the whole shebang. Enjoy this well-done and funny spoof video detailing the leading experts on ‘insobriety.’
As the creators described it:
“‘Inebriation’ is a mock trailer created by Atomic Productions parodying the concept of Inception, in a dangerous and unstable world of shared drinking and drunk within drunk.”
A frustrated JetBlue flight attendant gained instant working man legendary status on the Internet yesterday for his classic sign-off. Steven Slater, 38, hailing from Queens, N.Y. had finally reached his tipping point after dealing with his last douche bag passenger.
JetBlue Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh arrived at JFK Int’l Airport shortly after noon. As the plane was taxiing to the gate, a passenger reportedly got out of his seat to grab a bag from an overhead compartment. Wrong move, dickwad. Steven and the passenger reportedly got into an argument after Steve had told the jackass to sit down, resulting in Steve somehow getting hit in the head with either the bag or the compartment door.
THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW.
Instead of going John Rambo on his ass, Steve took a less-violent yet equally awesome approach. After taking a bag to the noggin, homeboy got on the loud speaker, told those aboard to “go fuck themselves,” grabbed a beer from the galley, deployed the emergency chute and slid out of that airplane in style.
At that point, Steve ran to the employee parking lot and cruised home in his Dodge Stratus blasting Crazy Train, on repeat, turned up to 11. He was arrested by Port Authority police about 1/2 an hour later in his home and charged with criminal mischief, trespassing, and reckless endangerment. And being a BAD ASS.
When Don Pettit lived aboard the International Space Station in 2002, he became known for his “Saturday Morning Science” sessions, during which he would demonstrate really cool, simple microgravity experiments.
In this 2008 video from his second time aboard the Space Station, he demonstrates his own cup design that allows space travelers to drink coffee (or cocktails) in zero gravity.
I’m very happy to know that someone is advancing the art of space drinking. Cheers, Don Pettite!
“Emperor Duke limbo’s 2 Kalik bottles (Bahamian beer) off the ground. The bottles are only 8 INCHES off the ground! Apparently he used to do this when the bar was on fire as well but regardless he is a freak!”
“The Authors@Google program welcomed Sam Calagione, author and founder of the Dogfish Head Brewery to speak at Google’s New York office. He discussed amongst other things his book, “Brewing Up a Business: Adventures in Entrepreneurship from the Founder of Dogfish Head Craft Brewery”
Entrepreneurial dreams do come true! Starting with nothing more than a home brewing kit, Sam Calagione founded Dogfish Head Craft Brewery and made it America’s fastest growing independent beer. This unconventional business story reveals how Calagione found success by dreaming big, working hard, and thinking differently-and how you can do it too.
Nothing is worse than going through all the work to throw a great party, to have some jackass screw things up. You bought the kegs, party cups, cleaned up the house, called your 100 “closest friends” – hell, you even made appetizers!
Right as the party is bumping, you hear some uproar outside from your disgruntled party-goers, only to find some asshole thief has jacked your keg tap!
The brilliant folks at KeepaTap.com have created a surefire way to keep your tap secure and the keg flowing. For only $9.99, the KeepaTap Keg Tap Lock comes with 125% money-back guarantee.
Made from high density polypropylene, the same material as bowling balls, you can kick back and relax at your houseparty knowing that tap’s going nowhere.
Now, you only have to worry about noise complaints, broken furniture, the rest of your valuables, fights, wasted guests, and people hooking up in your bed.
….oh, and people stealing the entire keg – which I have been witness to in the past, though you gotta hand it to them if they can pull that off.
So go buy a KeepaTap keg tap lock and ensure your next party is a success to the last drop. And make sure to put one of the keys in a safe place, so your blacked out self doesn’t ruin things!
Every evening, I walk through my kitchen and stare at the two boxes in the corner. One, a magical contraption that heats up a perfect plate of nachos in 34 seconds. The other, a magical box that gets me and the roommates feeling toasty in 34 minutes. As I stare, I ponder…what could possibly happen if I combined the two?
To no surprise, the Internets has provided me video footage of what can happen when you combine microwave with a box of wine. Enjoy the video below before running off to try this experiment:
