Christmas Gifts for Beer Drinkers: Day 2 – the Beer Blaster
December 5th, 2008 by adminHave you ever thought to yourself: “Self, you should fill a super-soaker up with beer and then shoot your friends in the mouth!”? I can’t say that i’ve ever thought that either, but after seeing this product, i wish i had. Presenting the second in our daily Beer Drinkers Christmas Gift feature: The Beer Blaster
Here is the description from their site:
The Beer Blaster is a handheld high-velocity drink delivery system. Translation? It’s a Beer Gun. Harnessing the carbonation power of canned drinks, the blaster can shoot your beverage of choice over 10 feet. A favorite on college campuses, the Beer Blaster is sweeping the party scene.
I’m not sure about “sweeping the party scene.” My party activity of choice is still drinking the beer and not shooting it, but this might come in handy towards the end of the night when things get out of hand. Also, after looking at their site, i’ve got to say I’ve got a fond place in my heart for these innovative drinkers starting their own small business. Buy a Beer Blaster and keep the small businesses of America afloat!
December 6th, 2008 at 1:10 am
What one would normally consider an irreversible sin (the dispensing of beer outside the perimeters of one’s lips), I do believe that Jesus wants the Beer Blaster to exist in this bizarre dimension where people would rather spray their brew than drink it. You’re right about this having a place in the latter parts of a festivity, when shit gets weird. Wet t-shirts anyone?