40oz Story Contest Winner #2

The second winner of the GorillaMask 40oz story competition is Casey from Michigan. Another casualty to the Edward 40 Hands! My B.S. detector went off with this story, but I do know this kind of thing happens on those rare times when the planets align for a plucky, young collegiate, so I’ll give Casey the benefit of the doubt. Check it:

K here goes,

My name is Casey and I was an alcoholic. Well all my friends from college and I were, but that’s not the point. I live in Rochester Hills Michigan right next to Oakland University. Now I know a lot of you people out there dont know anything about Oakland U, but there is one thing you should know. There are 4 to 1 girls to guys on that campus. And most of the chicks around here are pretty wealthy, thus well taken care of by daddy and amazingly hot. Well my buddies and I used to have house parties at my crib at least 2 nights a week, from the time I was 21 to…. well… now. And one of these such parties was by far the best. We play this game called Edward 40 hands.  The object of the game is to finish both 40’s before the other people playing. The loser is the one who either, throws up, pisses their pants, or is the last to finish. And if you are unfortunate enough to lose, then you have to bun run around the house with the whole party taunting you the whole time. Now back to the story. It was a saturday night and I had 6 or 7 of my good friends over, who by the way never pull any tail, EVER. And my buddy Matt, who is the only one besides me who isnt vaginally challenged enough to score some poon. So naturally Matt and I start calling some girls, telling everyone we were having a bonfire and to bring 40’s for the game. Well little did we know that the girls we called had a sister sorority in from texas, and were bringing 20 or so smoking hott girls over with them. So about a half hour goes by and we are starting to hit the sauce pretty heavy, when ding-dong, the girls showed up. It was like fucking Christmas morning! All these smoking hot southern belles come waltzing in like they fuckin own the place and my friends jaws hit the floor. And the best part was not only were these girls incredibly gorgeous, they brought around sixty-five 40’s with them. I guess the chicks we know had told the other girls about our little game, and the Texans thought they had what it took to hang with the big boys. They had no idea what they were getting themselves into. So right away we start off with some whiskey shots, then body shots of tequila, and some interesting shots of Ouzo out of some girls perfectly round ass-crack. Needless to say the night was starting off pretty good. So after about an hour of pretty heavy drinking, one of the girls starts saying how she is going to whoop our asses in Edward 40 hands. Yeah right. You see the trick to Edward 40 hands is you have to pee right before you start, and drink both 40’s really fast so you can get un-taped and go piss. Otherwise your fucked and it will sit in your stomach to long and you’ll puke, or piss your pants. So we tape up all the girls and ourselves. But we changed the rules a little bit. The losing TEAM has to do a bun run, guys vs. girls. Well lets just say it wasnt a fair fight, because we had been doing this for years and these girls were borderline drunk already. What happened next was so funny I almost pissed my pants watching it go down. A couple of the girls actually finished pretty quick, but by then all us guys were done. And hammered. The ones that finished immediatly puked, then started fucking with the ones that still had their hands taped! They were tickling each other so hard two of the girls pissed their pants! Thank god we were outside. So that set off everyone laughing so hard my buddy threw up! By now everyone was super wasted and after some mouthwash matt and I and a couple of the Texans started getting it on a little. Just stripping them down and playing “who gan get the best rrrrrawlski” it was a fucking shit show. And all the Texans weren’t even finished yet! So finally all the girls finish, take a piss or puke, and get cleaned up. Well since they lost, they had to bun run around the house! Now thank god it was the middle of june and 85 degrees outside. But what the girls didnt know was a couple of my friends went inside and started filling up water balloons with ice cold water. So being the good sports they were, all the girls, 20 smoking hot girls with southern accents, stripped down butt ass naked and started to run around the house. Thats when we got em! Matt brought out the water balloons and we started gunning these chicks with that ice cold water like it was our job! They were screaming, falling everywhere, and laughing their asses off (just like us ). So now their all dripping wet, butt ass naked, horny and drunk. But there were 20 of them and only 8 of us! Watching those nice southern belles turn into vindictive bitches with each other, vying for our attention was something else. It was too easy. We all ended up geting laid, matt and I with 3 each, and everyone else too im pretty sure. ( I dont know because the entire house was like a drunken girls gone wild porno, and Matt and I took our girls in the master bedroom and bathroom for a nice hot shower and bed time) Needless to say, best party ever. And I owe it all to my magical little friend, the 40.

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