I’m great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I’m a complete catch.

Listen to this audio of one of the finest voicemails ever left:

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/dimitri.mp3

My favorite line:  ”As a matter of fact, I’m one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him”

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5 Responses to “I’m great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I’m a complete catch.”

1. pebblesb87 Says:
   June 30th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

   oh my god what a dipshit. i cant believe this loser creep.

2. roberto Says:
   July 1st, 2008 at 10:48 am

   how this is the bets voicemail ever????
   i bet she didnt call back

3. Floyd Burger Says:
   July 1st, 2008 at 11:49 am

   That guy is a complete loser. What an arrogant dick. If she called him back, she deserves what she gets… and that is aposessive, loser, dickhead that she will eventually need a restraining order for.

4. JoJo Says:
   July 2nd, 2008 at 9:52 am

   This guy is a complete hoax. Some feminazi invented him. What better way to perpetuate anti-male culture than by inventing “Dmitri, the man who says the things that all men think”.

5. mac Says:
   July 14th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

   elegant and attractive. how original. i’ll bet he eats dick.

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