Stuff white people like.
I dunno if this means I hate my own race, but this is probably the greatest blog ever made: Stuff White People Like.
My favorite is #28:
“If you are in a social situation and wish to turn into one more conducive for romance, you should always ask “does anyone know a club with a good 80s night?” at which point the entire group of white people are likely to invite you to an event.”